3/27/2002 -- Top Ten Signs Your Baseball Team Isn't Ready For The Regular Season

Bozidar · 08-08-02, 07:57 AM

It's an oldie.. but a goodie

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/latesho...20020327.shtml
Top Ten Signs Your Baseball Team Isn't Ready For The Regular Season

10. Your lead-off hitter is 8 months pregnant

9. Every time pitcher throws ball, catcher screams, "Ow!"

8. Outfielders distracted by big fluffy clouds that sometimes look like bunnies

7. Best hitter refuses to work weekends

6. Only time players demonstrate hustle is when they're being chased by undercover vice cops

5. Spirited locker room debates about how many strikes to an out

4. Starters ask to be excused from fielding drills to watch "The View"

3. Most promising rookie recently swallowed a rosin bag

2. Team name contains words "Devil" and "Rays"

1. Nobody can keep his mind on the game with that sexy Derek Jeter running around

Carissa · 08-08-02, 09:56 AM

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Originally posted by Bozidar
1. Nobody can keep his mind on the game with that sexy Derek Jeter running around

LMAO!!!

bagger015 · 08-08-02, 01:34 PM

Quote:

3. Most promising rookie recently swallowed a rosin bag

Matt18 · 08-08-02, 04:11 PM

lol great list

caroline331 · 08-08-02, 05:19 PM

great list

WindRavenX · 08-08-02, 09:54 PM

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Originally posted by Bozidar
8. Outfielders distracted by big fluffy clouds that sometimes look like bunnies

I don't know why that's so funny, but it is...

PinstripeFanatic · 08-09-02, 12:03 AM

LOL That was great

Superunknown · 08-09-02, 01:39 AM

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Originally posted by Bozidar
2. Team name contains words "Devil" and "Rays"

Goes without saying!

jojos_2 · 08-09-02, 04:17 AM

LMAO...

Great read Brian...

Slippery Elm · 08-09-02, 05:06 AM

11. Bobby Valentine is your manager.

Jersey Yankee · 08-12-02, 08:00 AM

12 -- Your "top offensive catcher" is a Clairol girl in disguise.

Bozidar · 08-12-02, 08:17 AM

13 - Oprah showed up to spring training, and earned a spot in the bullpen.

08-08-02, 07:57 AM	#1
Bozidar If yer not first, yer last!!!! Join Date: Jul 2001	3/27/2002 -- Top Ten Signs Your Baseball Team Isn't Ready For The Regular Season It's an oldie.. but a goodie http://www.cbs.com/latenight/latesho...20020327.shtml Top Ten Signs Your Baseball Team Isn't Ready For The Regular Season 10. Your lead-off hitter is 8 months pregnant 9. Every time pitcher throws ball, catcher screams, "Ow!" 8. Outfielders distracted by big fluffy clouds that sometimes look like bunnies 7. Best hitter refuses to work weekends 6. Only time players demonstrate hustle is when they're being chased by undercover vice cops 5. Spirited locker room debates about how many strikes to an out 4. Starters ask to be excused from fielding drills to watch "The View" 3. Most promising rookie recently swallowed a rosin bag 2. Team name contains words "Devil" and "Rays" 1. Nobody can keep his mind on the game with that sexy Derek Jeter running around

08-09-02, 12:03 AM	#7
PinstripeFanatic NYYF MVP Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Jersey Girlie	LOL That was great
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08-08-02, 04:11 PM	#4
Matt18 Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: copiague, ny	lol great list

08-08-02, 05:19 PM	#5
caroline331 1918+2004=2090 Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Westchester County	great list

08-09-02, 04:17 AM	#9
jojos_2 Released Outright Join Date: Apr 2001	LMAO... Great read Brian...

08-09-02, 05:06 AM	#10
Slippery Elm NYYF Legend Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cloud Nine	11. Bobby Valentine is your manager.

08-12-02, 08:00 AM	#11
Jersey Yankee RO'd & DFA'd Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Formerly Brooklyn & Joisey; now just right behind you ... BOO!!!	12 -- Your "top offensive catcher" is a Clairol girl in disguise.

08-12-02, 08:17 AM	#12
Bozidar If yer not first, yer last!!!! Join Date: Jul 2001	13 - Oprah showed up to spring training, and earned a spot in the bullpen.


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