Week 14 Thread

[Big_E]

Figured I'd get this started. Today will help decide my game for better or worse:

The Lumberjacks:
Roy Halladay (10-2, 3.218) @ TEX
Curt Schilling (10-2, 3.542 @ TB
Jake Westbrook (6-4, 4.369) @ NYY

Larrupin' Lou's:
Zach Duke (5-7, 4.925) vs NYM

Currently the Lou's lead, 35-32.5

[patrick.o]

Boy, I can remember when these threads used to get 6, maybe 7 posts a week. Ahh, the good ol days.

Hey, miko, get back to Canadia, the whole league's fallen asleep without you!

[Coney36]

My bullpen is killing me... 2 days and -24 points, ugh.

[boo_427]

The Nudies streak is over. The Peppers need to take advantage of tough opponents for their divisional rivals this week and plan on doing so beginning today.

[Hitman23]

crap, I'm playing the bombers this week.

pretty close game right now but I'm also down a start already, and Millwood and Pedro are questionable.

haven't had internet service since Friday, so I'm just catching up on things.

[Yankchic22]

Wow, you guys are boring without me. You would think whoever took over my team, could take over the role as league loudmouth too.........

[patrick.o]

The Nudies streak is over. The Peppers need to take advantage of tough opponents for their divisional rivals this week and plan on doing so beginning today.

Listen up, Stubborn Halitosis, the streak is far from over! After we dispense of you this week (a little Listerine should do the trick!) we'll be one step closer to The Greatest Fantasy Baseball Acheivement Ever!

Just win, baby!

[patrick.o]

crap, I'm playing the bombers this week.

The Bombers? pfhbt! I beat the Bombers with one hand tied behind my back! I got 2.5 from my DH, 0 from one starter and -5 from another and I still won! It was child's play! I wish I were lucky enough to play them every week!

[patrick.o]

Wow, you guys are boring without me. You would think whoever took over my team, could take over the role as league loudmouth too.........

Those are big shoes to fill! Maybe one of those grass skirt dances would liven these stiffs up a bit.



no pun intended.....

[boo_427]

Listen up, Stubborn Halitosis, the streak is far from over! After we dispense of you this week (a little Listerine should do the trick!) we'll be one step closer to The Greatest Fantasy Baseball Acheivement Ever!

Just win, baby!

I think you may need more than mouthwash. I would suggest Preparation H wipes.

It has to end right?

[yanksphan]

Wow, you guys are boring without me. You would think whoever took over my team, could take over the role as league loudmouth too.........

Difficult when I keep getting my ass handed to me...

That 4 game winning streak was fun though...I guess. **kicks can**

[boo_427]

Difficult when I keep getting my ass handed to me...

That 4 game winning streak was fun though...I guess. **kicks can**

Call it the "curse of Prince Fielder"... or lack there of.

[patrick.o]

It has to end right?

Absolutely not! The funny thing is that in my other league I started 1-4 but with my recent 4 game winning streak I've moved into the 4th and final playoff spot. Making the post season in the other league would be nice, but if I make it in this league I will command you all to bow before me, and ye shall, for ye shall recognize that I am indeed the Great God of Fantasy Baseball!!!

Just win, baby!

[patrick.o]

Difficult when I keep getting my ass handed to me...

That never stopped Randi! Randi was the Salvadore Dali of getting her ass handed to her! Randi was once in a car accident in which her ass was completely destroyed. When she woke up in the E.R. a somber looking doctor said, "I'm sorry ma'am, we were able to repair all the damage, except that, even with our best efforts, we lost your ass." Not 30 seconds later the NYYFans FBBL owner she was playing that week showed up at the hospital with what?....you guessed it!.....Randi's ass!!!! That anonymus owner handed it directly to Randi (as was the weekly custom) who then gave it to the doctors to re-attatch. The doctors couldn't believe it. It was a miracle!

Ahh, the good ol days. Anyone else have a Randi's ass handed to her story to share?

[yankeesrule2000]

The Bombers? pfhbt! I beat the Bombers with one hand tied behind my back! I got 2.5 from my DH, 0 from one starter and -5 from another and I still won! It was child's play! I wish I were lucky enough to play them every week!

Lmao...What about week one, when i destroyed you?


*As i write this i'm losing to Steve 141-111

[Hitman23]

*As i write this i'm losing to Steve 141-111

yeah with 5 starts left to my 1.

woe is you, f*ckass.

[Yankchic22]

That never stopped Randi! Randi was the Salvadore Dali of getting her ass handed to her! Randi was once in a car accident in which her ass was completely destroyed. When she woke up in the E.R. a somber looking doctor said, "I'm sorry ma'am, we were able to repair all the damage, except that, even with our best efforts, we lost your ass." Not 30 seconds later the NYYFans FBBL owner she was playing that week showed up at the hospital with what?....you guessed it!.....Randi's ass!!!! That anonymus owner handed it directly to Randi (as was the weekly custom) who then gave it to the doctors to re-attatch. The doctors couldn't believe it. It was a miracle!

Ahh, the good ol days. Anyone else have a Randi's ass handed to her story to share?

LMAO!

And BTW, the first season, I did alot of ass kicking. Mostly of Steve and Eric, though

[Yanksagain]

Speaking of ass kicking....Livan Hernandez got his ass kicked to the tune of 7 ER in 1 2/3 IP. The Kill likes that!

[yankeesrule2000]

yeah with 5 starts left to my 1.

woe is you, f*ckass.

Lol...That was a minor detail i left out, so when Sunday rolls around, i can say that i kicked your ass!

[Hitman23]

Lol...That was a minor detail i left out, so when Sunday rolls around, i can say that i kicked your ass!

we'll see. maybe your guys will get shelled.

I think I may get another start, Pedro may pitch. I think Millwood is done for the week though. Two f*cking injured pitchers. ugh.

[Big_E]

LMAO!

And BTW, the first season, I did alot of ass kicking. Mostly of Steve and Eric, though

Correction. You, as a manager, NEVER beat my team. Never. Ever. Not once.

[Soriambi]

Lmao...What about week one, when i destroyed you?

Oooooh, you "destroyed" the 6-7 Naked Truth by less than 40 points in Week 1. Now that's something to be proud of. Why don't you wow people with tales of beating the 5-8 New York Squeaks or the 4-9 Sluggers next?

[yankeesrule2000]

Oooooh, you "destroyed" the 6-7 Naked Truth by less than 40 points in Week 1. Now that's something to be proud of. Why don't you wow people with tales of beating the 5-8 New York Squeaks or the 4-9 Sluggers next?

That is a Bridge that i have not crossed yet, patients grasshopper...

[yankeesrule2000]

And for the record i don't care what your record is, all i care about is kicking each and everyone of your asses.

Which btw i am on par to do

[Soriambi]

That is a Bridge that i have not crossed yet, patients grasshopper...

A grasshopper caring for his patients: