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    More Sportsline nonsense...

    Jim Thome, 1B CHW

    News: Jim Thome eclipsed Frank Thomas' 1996 club record for homers in April when he blasted his 22nd bomb of the year over center field at the Angels Saturday.

    Analysis: Thome has clearly put his back problems -- behind him.
    22 HR???? Try 10 HR -- 22 RBI. Sheesh.

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    Re: More Sportsline nonsense...

    No, that's right. Thome hit 13 home runs yesterday against the Angels

    Maybe you turned off the game early
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    Re: More Sportsline nonsense...

    Quote Originally Posted by Stupid Flanders
    Maybe you turned off the game early
    That seems to be the case. It was incredible.
    Last edited by Soriambi; 04-30-06 at 10:40 PM.
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    Re: More Sportsline nonsense...

    Hahahaha

    They're clueless.


    Should we start an official Sportsline stupidity thread, or make this the thread? It'll be entertaining.


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    Re: More Sportsline nonsense...

    Reitsma wants more work

    Chris Reitsma, RP ATL

    News: Chris Reitsma is hoping to see a little more work in the month of May than he did in April. He worked just nine 2/3 innings while allow 14 hits and a 5.59 ERA with five sazves in six opportunities.



    FIVE SAZVES!


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    Re: More Sportsline nonsense...

    Headline news for Nick Johnson:
    Nick Johnson strokes it lately


    sorry I thought it was funny.

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    Re: More Sportsline nonsense...

    Quote Originally Posted by Hitman23
    Headline news for Nick Johnson:
    Awesome


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    Re: More Sportsline nonsense...

    this one is actually kinda funny:
    Latest News
    Doug Mientkiewicz (hip) returned to action on Friday at Seattle.
    (Updated 06/02/2006).
    FANTASY ANALYSIS
    It appears safe to activate him if you're desperate enough to want to.

    http://nyyfanscom.baseball.sportslin...ayerpage/18877
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    Re: More Sportsline nonsense...

    Quote Originally Posted by Hitman23
    Hahahaha. Earlier in the season when Pujols wasn't hurt, and had like 1673 HRs in 20 games, the "Analysis" was, "He'll be okay."
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    Re: More Sportsline nonsense...

    Sportsline awarded Josh Fogg a win today -- but the starter only went 4.1 innings -- I think Scott Dohmann should get the win, and Fogg will lose 5 more points overnight. Unless baseball changed the rules. Hard to believe a team can take an 11-2 lead into the top of the 5th and the starter can't even make it through 5 IP....

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    Re: More Sportsline nonsense...

    Figures, 10 minutes later, they fixed it.

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    Re: More Sportsline nonsense...

    Quote Originally Posted by Big_E
    Figures, 10 minutes later, they fixed it.
    Do you have any witnesses?
    Pardon, for us.

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    Re: More Sportsline nonsense...

    Not really nonsense, this is more just very funny to me.

    http://nyyfans.baseball.sportsline.c...yerpage/390098

    boof.
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    Re: More Sportsline nonsense...

    Quote Originally Posted by Hitman23
    Not really nonsense, this is more just very funny to me.

    http://nyyfans.baseball.sportsline.c...yerpage/390098

    boof.
    We non Auction Leaguers can't see that.

    If it's about Boof Bonser (FORMER SQUEAK) then yes, his name is hilarious.
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    Re: More Sportsline nonsense...

    Quote Originally Posted by Soriambi
    We non Auction Leaguers can't see that.

    If it's about Boof Bonser (FORMER SQUEAK) then yes, his name is hilarious.
    yeah that's it. I can't get enough of the name. i want to name my son Boof.
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    Re: More Sportsline nonsense...

    What they said about Boof:

    Latest News


    The Minnesota Twins plan to skip rookie Boof Bonser the next time through the rotation to help them separate Francisco Liriano and Johan Santana. The powerful lefties went back-to-back for the first time the last time through the rotation (against the Astros and the Cubs) and are scheduled to do it once more, Tuesday and Wednesday against the Dodgers.

    (Updated 06/27/2006).


    FANTASY ANALYSIS
    We now project Bonser, who was supposed to pitch Friday at Milwaukee, to pitch July 3 at Kansas City so Liriano and Santana can be separated. Fantasy Baseballers who had Bonser active for this week will have to take their medicine.

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    Re: More Sportsline nonsense...

    Anyone else having trouble with links on the Sportsline website?

    I have the scoreboard page bookmarked, but when I try to select any link on the page, the page looks like it's going to load, then says 'Done' on the bottom left of the web browser - with nothing on the page.

    It happens in IE and Firefox...cleared cookies, cache, history, etc...

    EDIT: I've got it narrowed down a bit - seems links that start with http://nyyfans.baseball.sportsline.com...... seem to work fine - but the links that start with http://www.sportsline.com.... don't work at all.
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    Re: More Sportsline nonsense...

    put ad.doubleclick.net into your host file as a local IP
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    Re: More Sportsline nonsense...

    Quote Originally Posted by Stupid Flanders
    put ad.doubleclick.net into your host file as a local IP
    Come again?
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    Re: More Sportsline nonsense...

    Quote Originally Posted by yanksphan
    Anyone else having trouble with links on the Sportsline website?

    I have the scoreboard page bookmarked, but when I try to select any link on the page, the page looks like it's going to load, then says 'Done' on the bottom left of the web browser - with nothing on the page.

    It happens in IE and Firefox...cleared cookies, cache, history, etc...

    EDIT: I've got it narrowed down a bit - seems links that start with http://nyyfans.baseball.sportsline.com...... seem to work fine - but the links that start with http://www.sportsline.com.... don't work at all.
    Sometimes I have problems with my scoreboard links...I close my browsers and try again and it works.

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    Re: More Sportsline nonsense...

    Latest News
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    Gwynn outrighted to Triple-A: Padres OF Tony Gwynn Jr. cleared waivers and was sent outright to Triple-A Nashville on Friday.
    (Updated 04/03/2009).
    Maybe someone needs to remind Sportsline that this isn't 46 year old Tony Gwynn,
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    Re: More Sportsline nonsense...

    Johnson still having back issues Updated Apr 24
    Johnson, Nick 1B NYY
    News: According to the Newark Star-Ledger, Yankees 1B Nick Johnson had a stiffer back than he has let on. He will likely be out until Tuesday when New York faces the Orioles.

    Analysis: It appears that with a little rest, Swisher could be able to give it a go during Fantasy Week 4(April 26-May 2). Considering that he has only produced one hit in his last 22 at-bats, the rest could be just what the doctor ordered for Swisher. Until he begins producing again, Johnson is barely an AL-only Fantasy option.
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    Re: More Sportsline nonsense...

    Quote Originally Posted by Stupid Flanders
    Johnson still having back issues Updated Apr 24
    Johnson, Nick 1B NYY
    News: According to the Newark Star-Ledger, Yankees 1B Nick Johnson had a stiffer back than he has let on. He will likely be out until Tuesday when New York faces the Orioles.

    Analysis: It appears that with a little rest, Swisher could be able to give it a go during Fantasy Week 4(April 26-May 2). Considering that he has only produced one hit in his last 22 at-bats, the rest could be just what the doctor ordered for Swisher. Until he begins producing again, Johnson is barely an AL-only Fantasy option.
    Awesome. Switches Sentence to sentence. Maybe they think his name is Johnson Swisher.


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    Re: More Sportsline nonsense...

    Milton Bradley, LF SEA
    News: OF Milton Bradley's return as Seattle's cleanup hitter lasted six innings and two strikeouts. Then, Mariners manager Don Wakamatsu removed the angry slugger from Tuesday night's loss to against the Rays. The self-proclaimed Kanye West of baseball wasn't in the stadium immediately after Seattle's fourth straight loss. Multiple Mariners say Bradley was furious for Wakamatsu taking him out of a 3-1 game following his second strikeout looking against James Shields with the bases loaded in the sixth.
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    Re: More Sportsline nonsense...

    A slightly bold prediction

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