Woman marries dolphin

[gdn]

Yep. No joke. Sort of...

http://lfpress.ca/newsstand/News/Int...74907-sun.html

Sharon Tendler met Cindy 15 years ago. She said it was love at first sight. This week she finally took the plunge and proposed. The lucky "guy" plunged right back. In a modest ceremony at Dolphin Reef in the southern Israeli port of Eilat, Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world's first person to "marry" a dolphin.

What that story doesn't mention is that the dolphin's name was Cindy.

[NYYBombshell]

Yet another person who went off their meds. Someone put that ditzy broad on a Thorazine drip.

[JDPNYY]

Yep. No joke. Sort of...

http://lfpress.ca/newsstand/News/Int...74907-sun.html




What that story doesn't mention is that the dolphin's name was Cindy.

http://forums.nyyfans.com/showpost.p...ostcount=59363

[gdn]

Yet another person who went off their meds. Someone put that ditzy broad on a Thorazine drip.

I just saw news footage of this. The woman was all dressed up in a wedding dress, veil and all.

[gdn]

http://forums.nyyfans.com/showpost.p...ostcount=59363

A$$.

[Sam18]

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

[JDPNYY]

A$$.

Whoa. You called me an ass?

[gdn]

http://images.ibsys.com/2006/0103/5819891_400X300.jpg

[NYYBombshell]

I just saw news footage of this. The woman was all dressed up in a wedding dress, veil and all.

Okay.............smack her over the head with a cast-iron skillet and then give her the Thorazine drip.

[gdn]

Whoa. You called me an ass?

Nope. I called you Adollarsigndollarsign.

[RobRiv]

In a related story, equally as disturbing, Flipper was just voted the Hottest Female Celebrity in a poll on NYYFans.com.

[JDPNYY]

Nope. I called you Adollarsigndollarsign.

I think you better reread the Community Standards.

[Sheff_Rod]

http://images.ibsys.com/2006/0103/5819891_400X300.jpg

That's a fine looking dolphin.

[gdn]

I think you better reread the Community Standards.

I was only kidding

[Sam18]

In a related story, equally as disturbing, Flipper was just voted the Hottest Female Celebrity in a poll on NYYFans.com.

It was all Snatch and Buckeye's doing, they control the whole contest.

[yankeesAZ]

Well there are only two species in the world that have sex for fun and they are humans and dolphins. Did the dolphin get a prenup?

[RobRiv]

It was all Snatch and Buckeye's doing, they control the whole contest.

It is morally reprehensible for men to judge the appeal of a dolphin based on looks. However, I'm pleased that she advanced to the next round. Go Flip-er, go Flip-er!

[Jersey Yankee]

Well there are only two species in the world that have sex for fun and they are humans and dolphins. Did the dolphin get a prenup?

On ownership of property, or on keepin' "gettin' some" later on?

[hardrain]

When I read this thread title I thought:
Jeez, what had Ricky Williams gone and done now?

[Archer1979]

Once you go flipper, you never go back.

[ChocolateGirl]

Boy, what has this world come to.

[English Yankee]

Boy, what has this world come to.

That's what happens when you legalise gay marriage. Elton John gets married and five minutes later people are marrying dolphins.

[Archer1979]

Sorry Charlie.

[ChocolateGirl]

That's what happens when you legalise gay marriage. Elton John gets married and five minutes later people are marrying dolphins.

Elton John got married then this? So what do you think will happen next?

[MiamiKat]

"Dressed in a white dress, a veil and pink flowers in her hair, Tendler got down on one knee on the dock and gave Cindy a kiss. And a piece of herring."

How romantic.