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    Woman marries dolphin

    Yep. No joke. Sort of...

    http://lfpress.ca/newsstand/News/Int...74907-sun.html


    Sharon Tendler met Cindy 15 years ago. She said it was love at first sight. This week she finally took the plunge and proposed. The lucky "guy" plunged right back. In a modest ceremony at Dolphin Reef in the southern Israeli port of Eilat, Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world's first person to "marry" a dolphin.
    What that story doesn't mention is that the dolphin's name was Cindy.

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    Yet another person who went off their meds. Someone put that ditzy broad on a Thorazine drip.

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    Re: Woman marries dolphin

    Quote Originally Posted by gdn
    Yep. No joke. Sort of...

    http://lfpress.ca/newsstand/News/Int...74907-sun.html




    What that story doesn't mention is that the dolphin's name was Cindy.
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    Thank goodness we now know.

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    Re: Woman marries dolphin

    Quote Originally Posted by NYYBombshell
    Yet another person who went off their meds. Someone put that ditzy broad on a Thorazine drip.
    I just saw news footage of this. The woman was all dressed up in a wedding dress, veil and all.

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    Re: Woman marries dolphin

    Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
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    Yeah, I'm definitely straight, but I might have made an exception for him.

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    Re: Woman marries dolphin

    Quote Originally Posted by gdn
    A$$.
    Whoa. You called me an ass?
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    Thank goodness we now know.

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    Re: Woman marries dolphin

    Quote Originally Posted by gdn
    I just saw news footage of this. The woman was all dressed up in a wedding dress, veil and all.


    Okay.............smack her over the head with a cast-iron skillet and then give her the Thorazine drip.

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    Re: Woman marries dolphin

    Quote Originally Posted by JDPNYY
    Whoa. You called me an ass?
    Nope. I called you Adollarsigndollarsign.

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    Re: Woman marries dolphin

    In a related story, equally as disturbing, Flipper was just voted the Hottest Female Celebrity in a poll on NYYFans.com.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gdn
    Nope. I called you Adollarsigndollarsign.
    I think you better reread the Community Standards.
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    Thank goodness we now know.

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    Re: Woman marries dolphin

    That's a fine looking dolphin.
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    Re: Woman marries dolphin

    Quote Originally Posted by JDPNYY
    I think you better reread the Community Standards.
    I was only kidding

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    Quote Originally Posted by RobRiv
    In a related story, equally as disturbing, Flipper was just voted the Hottest Female Celebrity in a poll on NYYFans.com.
    It was all Snatch and Buckeye's doing, they control the whole contest.
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    Yeah, I'm definitely straight, but I might have made an exception for him.

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    Re: Woman marries dolphin

    Well there are only two species in the world that have sex for fun and they are humans and dolphins. Did the dolphin get a prenup?
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    Re: Woman marries dolphin

    Quote Originally Posted by Sam18
    It was all Snatch and Buckeye's doing, they control the whole contest.
    It is morally reprehensible for men to judge the appeal of a dolphin based on looks. However, I'm pleased that she advanced to the next round. Go Flip-er, go Flip-er!

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    Quote Originally Posted by yankeesAZ
    Well there are only two species in the world that have sex for fun and they are humans and dolphins. Did the dolphin get a prenup?
    On ownership of property, or on keepin' "gettin' some" later on?
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    When I read this thread title I thought:
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    Once you go flipper, you never go back.
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    Re: Woman marries dolphin

    Boy, what has this world come to.

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    Re: Woman marries dolphin

    Quote Originally Posted by ChocolateGirl
    Boy, what has this world come to.
    That's what happens when you legalise gay marriage. Elton John gets married and five minutes later people are marrying dolphins.

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    Sorry Charlie.
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    Re: Woman marries dolphin

    Quote Originally Posted by English Yankee
    That's what happens when you legalise gay marriage. Elton John gets married and five minutes later people are marrying dolphins.
    Elton John got married then this? So what do you think will happen next?

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    Re: Woman marries dolphin

    "Dressed in a white dress, a veil and pink flowers in her hair, Tendler got down on one knee on the dock and gave Cindy a kiss. And a piece of herring."

    How romantic.

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