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    The best "Norm" quotes from Cheers - FUNNY!

    What's shaking Norm?"
    "All four cheeks & a couple of chins."

    "What's new Normie?"
    "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach & they're demanding beer."

    "What'd you like Normie?"
    "A reason to live. Give me another beer."

    "What'll you have Normie?"
    "Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap."
    "Looks like beer, Norm."
    "Call me Mister Lucky."

    "Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"
    "Like a baby treats a diaper."

    "What's the story Mr. Peterson?"
    "The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending."

    "Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you."
    "I know, if she calls, I'm not here."

    "Beer, Norm?"
    "Have I gotten that predictable? Good."

    "What's going on Mr. Peterson?"
    "A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'"

    "Whatcha up to Norm?"
    "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."

    "How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
    "Poor."
    "I'm sorry to hear that."
    "No, I mean pour."

    "How's life treating you Norm?"
    "Like it caught me sleeping with its wife."

    "Women. Can't live with 'em....pass the beer nuts."

    "What's going down, Normie?"
    "My butt cheeks on that bar stool."

    "Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
    "Alright, but stop me at one....make that one-thirty."

    "How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
    "It's a dog eat dog world, Woody & I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear."


    "What's the story Norm?"
    "Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."


    "What's going on Mr. Peterson?"
    "The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson? A beer please, Woody."


    "Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?"
    "A little early isn't it, Woody?"
    "For a beer?"
    "No, for stupid questions."
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    Re: The best "Norm" quotes from Cheers - FUNNY!

    Quote Originally Posted by Barb51850
    "Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?"
    "A little early isn't it, Woody?"
    "For a beer?"
    "No, for stupid questions."
    that's gotta be my favorite quote.

    Thanks for the laughs, I loved Cheers. probably my favorite non-animated sitcom ever.
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    Re: The best "Norm" quotes from Cheers - FUNNY!

    Quote Originally Posted by Barb51850
    "Whatcha up to Norm?"
    "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."

    "How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
    "Poor."
    "I'm sorry to hear that."
    "No, I mean pour."


    "Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
    "Alright, but stop me at one....make that one-thirty."
    Classics! Thanks for the post!
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    Re: The best "Norm" quotes from Cheers - FUNNY!

    Cheers is still my favorite all-time sitcom
    And in the end, the love you take
    is equal to the love you make

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    Re: The best "Norm" quotes from Cheers - FUNNY!

    "Got room for another beer Mr. Peterson?"
    "No Woody, but I'm willing to add on."


    Sam talking to a guy that hadn't been in Cheers for 20 years:

    "What's different about the place?"
    "Those pictures are new."
    "Which ones?"
    "The ones over there behind Norm."

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    Re: The best "Norm" quotes from Cheers - FUNNY!

    More -

    Woody: It's cold out there Mr. Peterson. Is Jack Front nippin' at your nose??
    Norm: Yes, now let's get Joe Beer nippin' at my liver.

    Sam: What do you say to a beer, Normie?
    Norm: Hiya, sailor. New in town?

    Norm: [coming in from the rain] Evening, everybody.
    All: Norm! (Norman!)
    Sam: Still pouring, Norm?
    Norm: That's funny, I was about to ask you the same thing.

    Sam: Whaddya say, Norm?
    Norm: Well, I never met a beer I didn't drink. And down it goes.

    Woody: What's your pleasure, Mr. Peterson?
    Norm: Boxer shorts and loose shoes. But I'll settle for a beer.

    Woody: Would you like a beer Mr. Peterson?
    Norm: No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass.
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    Re: The best "Norm" quotes from Cheers - FUNNY!

    Quote Originally Posted by Barb51850
    "What'll you have Normie?"
    "Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap."
    "Looks like beer, Norm."
    "Call me Mister Lucky."


    that's my fave one!!! cheers!

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    Re: The best "Norm" quotes from Cheers - FUNNY!

    ....and still more (not only involving Norm. It was such a funny show)

    Cliff: It's pathetic. You'll never catch a woman of mine leading me around by the nose.
    Carla: No, but you might catch her sunning herself on a rock.

    Diane: Sometimes there is no pleasure in conquest!
    Sam: Yeah, I haven't forgotten our first night together, either.

    Norm: I want something light and cold.
    Carla: Sorry, it's Diane's day off.

    Diane: They kissed?
    Coach: Yeah, I saw them smooch in the parking lot. I was putting up a notice there on the bulletin board.
    Diane: With probing tongues?
    Coach: No Diane, with a thumb tack.

    Rebecca: I know you have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority.
    Sam: Whoa, wait a minute. I resent that. I've never had trouble with a woman in ANY position.
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    Re: The best "Norm" quotes from Cheers - FUNNY!

    Thanks for the laughs Barb. I needed that. The last one that Steve quoted is my favorite too.

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    Re: The best "Norm" quotes from Cheers - FUNNY!

    I love Cheers. It's one of my favorite shows, and one of the few shows I watch on Nick at Nite TV Land.

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    Re: The best "Norm" quotes from Cheers - FUNNY!

    Woody: "Sam, did you have any superstitions when you were a ballplayer?"

    Sam: "Only one, Woody. Never pitch to anyone named Reggie, Willie, or the Bull."

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    Re: The best "Norm" quotes from Cheers - FUNNY!

    Woody: I once maimed a man in a bowling accident. ... I still don't know what happened, you know? One minute I was picking up the 8-10 split, and the next thing I know, the 10-pin flies and hits old Sulley right between the eyes and he goes down like a sack of wheat. Sam, I ruined a man's life.

    Sam: Oh, come on, I'm sure you're exaggerating.

    Woody: Oh no, no I'm not. Old Sulley got too dim-witted to stay in bowling maintenance. Last I heard, he was a clown at children's birthday parties.

    Sam: What's wrong with that?

    Woody: He wasn't invited to them.
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    Re: The best "Norm" quotes from Cheers - FUNNY!

    "Woman, can't live with them...pass the beer nuts"

    "it's a dog eat dog world and i'm wearing milkbone underwear"

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    This was a great show!

    One of my best friend's name is Kelly and every day when I see her I sing her Woody's Kelly song!

    Kelly my darling, you are my sunshine;
    When we're together I feel fine.
    Your smile is so lovely; your hair is so clean;
    You make me feel that the whole world is mine.
    Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly,
    Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, K-E-L-L-Y ...
    Why? Because you're

    Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly,
    (pause) Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly,
    Kelly of mine!

    (applause)

    Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine,
    Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine,
    ... Mine!


    I don't sing the whole song...just the Kelly, Kellly, Kelly, Kelly....part!
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    Re: The best "Norm" quotes from Cheers - FUNNY!

    DIANE: (in a tantrum)
    I can't believe I stay here and waste my time listening to you people argue things like, 'If the Brady Bunch's plane crashed in the Andes, who would the eat first?'!"

    WOODY:
    "They'd eat the maid first 'cause she ain't kin."

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    Re: The best "Norm" quotes from Cheers - FUNNY!

    Sam: NORM!--what's up?

    Norm: My nipples---it's freezing out there.

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    Re: The best "Norm" quotes from Cheers - FUNNY!

    Quote Originally Posted by tdel23
    "it's a dog eat dog world and i'm wearing milkbone underwear"
    That's one of my favorites. I love Cheers.

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    Re: The best "Norm" quotes from Cheers - FUNNY!

    And from the pilot episode of Cheers we know that "Cool Hand Luke" was the sweatiest movie ever.

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    Re: The best "Norm" quotes from Cheers - FUNNY!

    What funny contributions to this thread. Thanks everyone. It was one of the funniest shows ever.

    Here's another one I just thought of: Cliff starts a discussion about what is the hardest wood to cut. He asks Frasier "Hey doc, what do you think is the hardest thing to cut through?" and Frasier responds "Your unending bull."
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    Re: The best "Norm" quotes from Cheers - FUNNY!

    so which does everyone prefer, Diane or Rebecca, Woody or Coach.

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    Re: The best "Norm" quotes from Cheers - FUNNY!

    Quote Originally Posted by tdel23
    so which does everyone prefer, Diane or Rebecca, Woody or Coach.
    Diane and Woody.

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    Re: The best "Norm" quotes from Cheers - FUNNY!

    Quote Originally Posted by tdel23
    so which does everyone prefer, Diane or Rebecca, Woody or Coach.
    I prefer Diane to Rebecca, and IMO Woody was just a younger version of Coach.
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    Re: The best "Norm" quotes from Cheers - FUNNY!

    Does anyone have the speech that Cliff gave about brain cells and drinking? He compares them to the slowest Buffalo or something.

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    Re: The best "Norm" quotes from Cheers - FUNNY!

    Coach. What a lovable, great character. RIP



    There was a photo in SI when the show first came out with Sam, Coach, and Yaz in Red Sox uniforms. The caption was "Coach, Sam, and Yaz were an inseparable team."

    Would love to get a copy of that photo, but I've never seen it offered.

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    Re: The best "Norm" quotes from Cheers - FUNNY!

    Quote Originally Posted by RhodyYanksFan
    Does anyone have the speech that Cliff gave about brain cells and drinking? He compares them to the slowest Buffalo or something.
    Here is it:

    "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as
    fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
    slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

    "This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the
    general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the
    regular killing of the weakest members.

    "In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
    slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills
    brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
    cells first.

    "In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain
    cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why
    you always feel smarter after a few beers."
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