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    If anyone does not know, he does some pretty funny commentary. If you like this commentary on Rod Stewart, check out his site at www.larrythecableguy.com

    Here we go with some commentary on Rod Stewart...

    What the hell is this Russia!? I was watching TV the other day down at Sears while my brother in law was trying to get em to pay for his hospital bill after getting his wiener caught in one of their vacuum cleaner attachment hoses and I seen Rod Stewart getting interviewed. I didn't realize he looked like he died about 3 years ago! I mean I'm a fan of Rod Stewart but their comes a time when you need to hang up the spandex pants and frilly shirts and retire! I just can't picture an 86 year old Rod Stewart singing "wake up Maggie I think I've got something to say to you". Unless he changed the words to "wake up Maggie I think I just crapped myself and I can't remember where I put the wheelchair with the bedpan in it"! I mean seriously, I wanna remember a energetic bad ass Rod Stewart that got all the chicks, not a old crotchety sumbitch that throws out a hip after every song, farts applesauce and sits in his bus after a show describing 35 and 40 years olds as smart alic youngsters! Hey Rod, I love ya, but kick back on a beach somewhere with some whores and Viagra and don't let you walking around with a pee stain on your spandex and tripping on yer nut sack be our last memory of ya! God bless ya, Like a fella that worked for Sears told my brother in law when he tried to get his money back after getting his wiener caught in one of their vacuum cleaner hose attachments, "Aint our fault you're a perverted retard!"

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    You're a sick man Cat but I love ya.
    (Whores and viagra at the beach - I'd do it if I could)
    Land of the free?
    It's all about oil.
    Pray for the proud amerikans

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    Originally posted by seahorse
    You're a sick man Cat but I love ya.
    (Whores and viagra at the beach - I'd do it if I could)
    Thanks

    I'd do it, too....

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