Yanks sign Damian Rolls to a Minor League contract

[Evil Empire]

http://www.latimes.com/sports/baseba...ck=1&cset=true

I don't know if anyone cares that much, just wanted to let everyone know...

[son of mel hall]

http://www.latimes.com/sports/baseba...ck=1&cset=true

I don't know if anyone cares that much, just wanted to let everyone know...

Damian will have no roll on this team.

[Prickly Pete]

Damian will have no roll on this team.

You are on a role today.

[Evil Empire]

This thread is just rolling right along

[son of mel hall]

This thread is just rolling right along

You're on a roll, duderino.

[Evil Empire]

You're on a roll, duderino.

Congrats to me...Can I get a drum Roll?

[penfold]

Congrats to me...Can I get a drum Roll?

Would a jelly roll suffice?

[son of mel hall]

Would a jelly roll suffice?

We're out of them. How about a hard roll?

[ACPS]

I'm on a roll. But my name's not butta'.

[son of mel hall]

I'm on a roll. But my name's not butta'.

Is your name Damian and do you have three sixes carved into your skull?

[JDPNYY]

Is your name Damian and do you have three sixes carved into your skull?

Whoa... talk about roll reversal.

[son of mel hall]

Whoa... talk about roll reversal.

I know it's only Damian Rolls, but I like him.

Like him, Like him, yes I do.

[JDPNYY]

I know it's only Damian Rolls, but I like him.

Like him, Like him, yes I do.

Is he related to Esther?

[son of mel hall]

Is he related to Esther?

Yes, he's Esther's husband and son.

[JDPNYY]

Yes, he's Esther's husband and son.

Dy-no-mite

[son of mel hall]

Better rolls than trolls.

[Evil Empire]

Rollin-rollin-rollin....keep this thre-ad rollin

[BeantownYankee]

Man if only we could've signed Clayton Royce to play short next to him.....then we'd have a Rolls Royce on the left side of the field....sorry

[JDPNYY]

Man if only we could've signed Clayton Royce to play short next to him.....then we'd have a Rolls Royce on the left side of the field....sorry

...well at least we still have Rolls Damian.

[Dooley Womack]

rolling on the floor laughing my *ss off

[lem]

This is terrible. Think of all the torture he probably went through as a child.

That being said...

[yankeesfaninaz]

I want a dinner roll please

[-tz]

From MSNBC ( http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6878414/ )

The 27-year-old Rolls played six positions for the Devil Rays last season, appearing at first, second, third and all three outfield spots. He hit .162 with no homers, had nine RBIs, 36 strikeouts and 10 walks in 117 at-bats.

Offensively and defensively, he sounds like a good bet to fill the Enrique Wilson and Bubba Crosby roles ...

[Jersey Yankee]

In the past two seasons, he's had 14 thefts and 4 CS. Put him in the PR role ... or perhaps we'd need two eggs on that first ...

[Jersey Yankee]

Man if only we could've signed Clayton Royce to play short next to him.....then we'd have a Rolls Royce on the left side of the field....sorry

Bring back Kenny Lofton, so we can have him park it.