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    The Ultimate Response to a Dear John Letter

    Received this in an E-Mail recently. Can't verify it, or if it's been around, but if any of you guys or gals receive one, in the military or not, you may want to put it to use. It's a good one.


    An Army ranger was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was
    there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the
    letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while
    he had been gone, she wanted to break up and she wanted
    pictures of herself back.

    So the Ranger did what any squared away Ranger would do. He
    went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted
    photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25
    pictures to his girlfriend with the following note:

    "I'm sorry I can't remember which one you are, but please
    take the one that belongs to you and send the rest back.

    Thank you."

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    Doh!

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    Owner of a coconut bra. Yankchic22's Avatar
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    Thats fabulous!
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    serves her right...

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    That's great, CC!

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    Damn, that's something I would do!!!!!!

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    Now thats brilliant !!

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    Re: The Ultimate Response to a Dear John Letter

    Originally posted by coalcracker
    "I'm sorry I can't remember which one you are, but please
    take the one that belongs to you and send the rest back.
    This guy.....whoever he is.....is my new idol!!!!!!!

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    Owner of a coconut bra. Yankchic22's Avatar
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    Re: Re: The Ultimate Response to a Dear John Letter

    Originally posted by Buckeye Yank


    This guy.....whoever he is.....is my new idol!!!!!!!
    Not suprising
    Quote Originally Posted by Big_E
    Oh yeah, things are always better when Randi's around.

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    Great idea!
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    I'm still laughing. I was also in the Army, BUT I MARRIED HER BEFORE I WENT IN. She came with me for a year and a half. We had a baby during that time. She had to go home when I got orders to go to Cambodia.
    Happy to say that the boy we had is now on the radio with his own sports show. 3 hours every day.
    I think this story beats getting a 'Dear John' letter.

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    Re: The Ultimate Response to a Dear John Letter

    Originally posted by coalcracker
    Received this in an E-Mail recently. Can't verify it, or if it's been around, but if any of you guys or gals receive one, in the military or not, you may want to put it to use. It's a good one.


    An Army ranger was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was
    there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the
    letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while
    he had been gone, she wanted to break up and she wanted
    pictures of herself back.

    So the Ranger did what any squared away Ranger would do. He
    went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted
    photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25
    pictures to his girlfriend with the following note:

    "I'm sorry I can't remember which one you are, but please
    take the one that belongs to you and send the rest back.

    Thank you."
    This was an episode of M*A*S*H around 30 years ago. :rolleyes: And as a final zing to the lady in M*A*S*H, the soldier sent the package to her postage due.

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    Episode of M*A*S*H or not, still a funny, appropriate response.
    You know you're an addict when you put Crackbook on your Crackberry. -Toaderly

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    That is so cold, but funny!

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