marlins aesthetics

[pleasepassthesoup]

It gets better people. There's a song! Yeah, it's going to play whenever that gorgeous statue is in action:

[effdamets]

Hoooooolyyyyyy sh*******t....

I thought they were trying to attract fans?
My goodness, their marketing department must be made up of chimps.

[Big_E]

Hoooooolyyyyyy sh*******t....

I thought they were trying to attract fans?
My goodness, their marketing department must be made up of chimps.

[nnysiny]

It gets better people. There's a song! Yeah, it's going to play whenever that gorgeous statue is in action:

should have went with this instead.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fof40yqaW1U

[Sixty one]

Hopefully, the Marlins will have enough fans this year that enjoy their homeruns to enjoy this display.

[grizy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=R7O-VzWOTPU

[pleasepassthesoup]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=R7O-VzWOTPU

I nominate this for worst song ever written.

[awy]

oh god i choked

[CoyoteYankee]

That song makes Rebecca Black smile.

[Mr Coffee]

That's the dude from Creed, right?

[CalYankeeFan]

That's the dude from Creed, right?

Sure is...Scott Stapp. The song has actually been around for a little while now. You'd think they'd update it to go with the new stadium....something to go along with a baby's fisher-price radio jingle or something.

http://www.fisher-price.com/us/littl...dio/radio.html

[NelsonMuntz]

That's the dude from Creed, right?

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, they found a way to make it suck even more. Kudos to the Marlins. If they can just incorporate a bad smell into experience the home run display will actually offend all of my senses.

[Lumen]

Wait, seriously?

[Hitman23]

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, they found a way to make it suck even more. Kudos to the Marlins. If they can just incorporate a bad smell into experience the home run display will actually offend all of my senses.

I'm waiting for this to be an April Fools joke or something because if this is serious it's literally the biggest fail in sports outside the lines, ever.

[BRNXBMRS]

It gets better people. There's a song! Yeah, it's going to play whenever that gorgeous statue is in action:

Oh my god that is pathetic. This is a much better theme song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvte1qOgKVY

[JL25and3]

Oh my god that is pathetic. This is a much better theme song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvte1qOgKVY

Not much. It's a pretty terrible song.

[__starr69]

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, they found a way to make it suck even more. Kudos to the Marlins. If they can just incorporate a bad smell into experience the home run display will actually offend all of my senses.

Touch and taste?

Nevermind, I'd rather not know.

[BRNXBMRS]

I like the lime green walls.

[Mr Coffee]

From what I saw yesterday it's a really nice stadium.

It's decorated like a gay pride parade but I like the fish tank and the retractable roof is awesome.

[GordonGecko]

From what I saw yesterday it's a really nice stadium.

It's decorated like a gay pride parade but I like the fish tank and the retractable roof is awesome.

The best part is, if you're ever in Miami you should be able to walk up and get tickets anywhere in the park because you'll be the only one there

[effdamets]

The best part is, if you're ever in Miami you should be able to walk up and get tickets anywhere in the park because you'll be the only one there

The REALLY best part is you have to walk because there's no mass tranportation to take fans to the stadium.

[Mr Coffee]

The REALLY best part is you have to walk because there's no mass tranportation to take fans to the stadium.

And we all know what a big fan of mass transportation you are.

[effdamets]

And we all know what a big fan of mass transportation you are.

No - you've got it all wrong... I like mass transportation. It's the PEOPLE that I hate.

[TheInfallibleOne]

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, they found a way to make it suck even more. Kudos to the Marlins. If they can just incorporate a bad smell into experience the home run display will actually offend all of my senses.

im glad im not the only one who thinks that place looks awful.

the fish tank was a cool idea, but the rest of it looks pretty terrible. i really liked their old uniforms better. I dunno who thought up that awful fish thing in the background, but its absolutely horrid. The colors are terrible. the size doesn't match the stadium, and for something built in 2012, it seems like they could have done so much more.

And that logo looks like somebody's kid drew an M on an old Lite Brite and they just ran with it.

Big Fail if you ask me.

[Hitman23]

You're not the only one. To sum up how I feel about the Marlins regarding their logo, jerseys and stadium: "joke"