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    Tiger Woods's infidelity costs him $750,000,000

    The London Sun is reporting that the Tiger Woods-Elin Nordegren divorce is signed and final, with only the traditional exchange of lineup cards at Orlando County Court next week remaining to complete the proceedings. And though the settlement amount to now ex-wife Elin Nordegren has become the stuff of myth and legend over the past few weeks, The Sun reports that it is indeed 500 million pounds ... or, in third-world U.S. currency, $750 million. Yow! (Picture my hat popping off my head, straight up). That's as in three-quarters-of-a-billion dollars; the largest haul for a person of Nordic descent since the Vikings invaded Spain in the 8th century.

    There are, however, conditions. For one, Tiger may not bring any bimbos females not his wife around their kids. And Elin has a big restriction as well.

    Wife Elin Nordegren, 30, gets the biggest payout ever seen in a celebrity divorce.

    But she can never publicly speak out over his flings with socialite Rachel Uchitel, reality star Jaimee Grubbs, porn queen Joslyn James and up to 17 others, who will work out costing him 25 million pounds each.

    A pal said: "Tiger's main fear is her telling her story after he's rebuilt his reputation, sending him back to the gutter."

    "The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life -- even if Tiger dies first -- or she'll lose the lot."

    Elin ended up with double the sum she originally sought, after her lawyers proved Tiger, 34, was worth much more than the $1 billion she thought.

    Her friend explained: "Elin's legal team have done a great job digging up all sorts of assets.

    I was riding on the shuttle bus from the parking lot to the press tent at the U.S. Open at Pebble Beach two weeks ago, when several well-respected golf writers began discussing the impending divorce settlement. The $750 million figure was tossed around during the conversation, with the prevailing sentiment, "Oh, she'll never get that." While it should be noted that The Sun is, after all, a British tabloid, the $750 million figure has been reported by more than one source over the past few weeks. Anyway, if I were betting on it and the line was $700 million, at this point I wouldn't take the under.
    http://outofbounds.nbcsports.com/201...t-626.html.php

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    Re: Tiger Woods's infidelity costs him $750,000,000

    Reading this got me sick to my stomach. Motherf-cking jackpot...unbelievable.
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    Nick Swisher has agreed to a $56 mil, 4 year contract with the Cleveland Indians. Good riddance!!!

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    Re: Tiger Woods's infidelity costs him $750,000,000

    Quote Originally Posted by DontHateOnNumber2
    Reading this got me sick to my stomach. Motherf-cking jackpot...unbelievable.
    Seriously. I would marry him...he can cheat on me 100X for that kind of money
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    Re: Tiger Woods's infidelity costs him $750,000,000

    Remind me not to engage in infidelity.
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    Re: Tiger Woods's infidelity costs him $750,000,000

    Hell, I'll take 1/100 of that for someone to cheat on me.

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    Re: Tiger Woods's infidelity costs him $750,000,000

    Eh, bull**** imo. Dont get me wrong, she should get money. However that amount of money is absurd. Tiger may be a scumbag, but his actions dont warrant anything close to 750 million imo. I wonder if the gender situation was reversed if the payout would be the same.

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    Re: Tiger Woods's infidelity costs him $750,000,000

    completely fair

    as usual, do not enter into obligations that you are not prepared to carry out.


    the question is, why the ................ would tiger woods marry someone.
    always reasonable

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    Re: Tiger Woods's infidelity costs him $750,000,000

    Quote Originally Posted by JeterRodriguezSheff
    Eh, bull**** imo. Dont get me wrong, she should get money. However that amount of money is absurd. Tiger may be a scumbag, but his actions dont warrant anything close to 750 million imo. I wonder if the gender situation was reversed if the payout would be the same.
    Since there was probably no prenup, she's entitled to half of whatever he has. He's worth over a billion dollars so she gets half of that. If he was only worth 100K, she'd only get half of that too.
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    Holla we want prenups.
    I'm in your thread, stealing RYMASTER or Ryan_Yankees' identity.

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    Re: Tiger Woods's infidelity costs him $750,000,000

    Quote Originally Posted by NyQuil
    Holla we want prenups.
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    Re: Tiger Woods's infidelity costs him $750,000,000

    Quote Originally Posted by yankeeschic12324
    Racist.

    If you didn't know how white I was you wouldnt be laughing.
    I'm in your thread, stealing RYMASTER or Ryan_Yankees' identity.

    Quote Originally Posted by 4bronxbombers
    Well....I am a total bacon whore...

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    Re: Tiger Woods's infidelity costs him $750,000,000

    Quote Originally Posted by NyQuil
    Racist.

    If you didn't know how white I was you wouldnt be laughing.
    Screw you.

    actually, that song played in my head when I read this.
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    Re: Tiger Woods's infidelity costs him $750,000,000

    The funny thing is that I LOATHE that song....long before I started hating all of Kanye's songs.
    I'm in your thread, stealing RYMASTER or Ryan_Yankees' identity.

    Quote Originally Posted by 4bronxbombers
    Well....I am a total bacon whore...

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    Re: Tiger Woods's infidelity costs him $750,000,000

    Quote Originally Posted by NyQuil
    The funny thing is that I LOATHE that song....long before I started hating all of Kanye's songs.
    Racist.
    My Native American name is RunsWithCrashCart.

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    Re: Tiger Woods's infidelity costs him $750,000,000

    Quote Originally Posted by yankeeschic12324
    Racist.
    The Rap folder on my computer disagrees with you.
    I'm in your thread, stealing RYMASTER or Ryan_Yankees' identity.

    Quote Originally Posted by 4bronxbombers
    Well....I am a total bacon whore...

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    Re: Tiger Woods's infidelity costs him $750,000,000

    Quote Originally Posted by awy
    the question is, why the ................ would tiger woods marry someone.
    The better question here is "why would anyone want to marry Tiger Woods?"
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    Re: Tiger Woods's infidelity costs him $750,000,000

    Quote Originally Posted by awy
    completely fair

    as usual, do not enter into obligations that you are not prepared to carry out.


    the question is, why the ................ would tiger woods marry someone.
    I guess the answer some would try to give is that it played into his "family man" image. Though, I don't get that. I think he could have made just as much money without that.

    I'd guess he just caught up in emotions at the latest, prettiest girl he found... said, "She's the one," and before long he was sure monogamy wasn't for him.

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    Re: Tiger Woods's infidelity costs him $750,000,000

    he probably didn't respect the marriage and never ever thought that the wife would be in a position of leverage against him. it's arrogance



    Quote Originally Posted by Beyle
    The better question here is "why would anyone want to marry Tiger Woods?"
    that's a 500m pound question, dear
    always reasonable

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    Re: Tiger Woods's infidelity costs him $750,000,000

    Quote Originally Posted by Beyle
    The better question here is "why would anyone want to marry Tiger Woods?"
    With that kind of money, I'd marry him.
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    Re: Tiger Woods's infidelity costs him $750,000,000

    Quote Originally Posted by yankeeschic12324
    Since there was probably no prenup, she's entitled to half of whatever he has. He's worth over a billion dollars so she gets half of that. If he was only worth 100K, she'd only get half of that too.
    I understood the general principle as she is worth half of whatever they as an entity make during the relationship. I thought money made before the relationship was excluded. Then again I dont know when they got married.

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    Re: Tiger Woods's infidelity costs him $750,000,000

    Quote Originally Posted by JeterRodriguezSheff
    I understood the general principle as she is worth half of whatever they as an entity make during the relationship. I thought money made before the relationship was excluded. Then again I dont know when they got married.
    You are right, it is whatever they accrue after the marriage. I am sure he made a lot of his money before they got together, but still made a sh*tload afterward.

    I have to say I would never breathe a word about it if I were her. What a payday, yikes!

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    Re: Tiger Woods's infidelity costs him $750,000,000

    He was buying her silence. Which tells me he was very nervous about what info she had on him. If she ever, even if Tiger dies first, talks about their marriage, she loses it. Also Tiger cannot bring any of his girlfriends around their kids. This isn't just a settlement, it's a buy off.
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    Re: Tiger Woods's infidelity costs him $750,000,000

    3rd world US currency? GFY

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    Re: Tiger Woods's infidelity costs him $750,000,000

    Quote Originally Posted by JeterRodriguezSheff
    Eh, bull**** imo. Dont get me wrong, she should get money. However that amount of money is absurd. Tiger may be a scumbag, but his actions dont warrant anything close to 750 million imo. I wonder if the gender situation was reversed if the payout would be the same.
    She wasn't awarded this settlement. He agreed to it to keep her quiet. He obviously has some secrets still that he thinks are worth that much to keep private. This was his call. She just reaps the benefits.

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    Re: Tiger Woods's infidelity costs him $750,000,000

    Quote Originally Posted by yankeebot
    She wasn't awarded this settlement. He agreed to it to keep her quiet. He obviously has some secrets still that he thinks are worth that much to keep private. This was his call. She just reaps the benefits.
    I can't imagine Tiger came out and said, "I'll give you $750 million to keep quiet". They must have negotiated at some point, and she/lawyer probably played hardball with him.

    Of course, in the end, he agreed. God knows what type of secrets she has on him. You'd think it couldn't get much worse, but apparently so.

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