Longest Thread Ever 4.0

[krystl]

An old woman was sipping on a glass of wine while sitting on the patio with her husband and she said, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you." Her husband asked, "Is that you or the wine talking?" She replied, "It's me...talking to the wine."

[montrealer]

An old woman was sipping on a glass of wine while sitting on the patio with her husband and she said, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you." Her husband asked, "Is that you or the wine talking?" She replied, "It's me...talking to the wine."

.....in Canada it's beer and a old man........us boys wear the pants up here....

[fredgmuggs]

A Happy Birthday to JDP tomorrow, wherever he is hiding out.

[YankeePride1967]

A Happy Birthday to JDP tomorrow, wherever he is hiding out.

He postd today over in the fantasy baseball section.

[fredgmuggs]

He postd today over in the fantasy baseball section.

So that would be where he is hiding out.

[yankeeschic12324]

Hi there, Miss Linda.

How are you, dearest? I missed you while I was gone. <3

[montrealer]

So that would be where he is hiding out.

I could hide for year in the Sabermentalmidget thread if it wasn't for the headaches.......

[Trish]

So Sarah just went over to the hospital because she's having some contractions and they wanted her to get checked out. I'm going to wait to hear from her though before I go screaming over there. I don't thnk she's ready yet.
Or maybe I'm not ready.

[yankeeschic12324]

So Sarah just went over to the hospital because she's having some contractions and they wanted her to get checked out. I'm going to wait to hear from her though before I go screaming over there. I don't thnk she's ready yet.
Or maybe I'm not ready.

Oh my goodness!
When is she due!?

[Trish]

Oh my goodness!
When is she due!?

May 21st but who knows for sure.

I'm hoping she calls me in a bit and says they're on their way home. I'm exhausted and was sick all day.

[montrealer]

So Sarah just went over to the hospital because she's having some contractions and they wanted her to get checked out. I'm going to wait to hear from her though before I go screaming over there. I don't thnk she's ready yet.
Or maybe I'm not ready.

Hang in Grandma.......

[yankeeschic12324]

May 21st but who knows for sure.

I'm hoping she calls me in a bit and says they're on their way home. I'm exhausted and was sick all day.

Oooohh. Idk why I though she was due in June. Good luck to you all!

[jlw1980]

So Sarah just went over to the hospital because she's having some contractions and they wanted her to get checked out. I'm going to wait to hear from her though before I go screaming over there. I don't thnk she's ready yet.
Or maybe I'm not ready.

I hope baby waits a bit longer!

[krystl]

May 21st but who knows for sure.

I'm hoping she calls me in a bit and says they're on their way home. I'm exhausted and was sick all day.

Ooh, keep us posted. Text me if theres any big news tonight!

[yankeeschic12324]

Ooh, keep us posted. Text me if theres any big news tonight!

Ditto!!!!

[Trish]

Thankfully she's home. It won't be for a few more days, maybe even a week.

[yankeeschic12324]

Thankfully she's home. It won't be for a few more days, maybe even a week.

False alarm!? Tell her to take it easy for the next week or so. Bedrest!

[krystl]

Thankfully she's home. It won't be for a few more days, maybe even a week.

Was it just Braxton Hicks?

[montrealer]

Morning.....

[Trish]

Was it just Braxton Hicks?

Yeah and they think they were really strong because she was a bit dehydrated.

Hopefully she got some sleep. She's having a hard time getting comfortable.

I remember I slept in a recliner for the last few weeks of my pregancies because I was just so grotesque and uncomfortable.

[krystl]

Yeah and they think they were really strong because she was a bit dehydrated.

Hopefully she got some sleep. She's having a hard time getting comfortable.

I remember I slept in a recliner for the last few weeks of my pregancies because I was just so grotesque and uncomfortable.

I used a body pillow towards the end and it made it much more comfortable to sleep. I also had a water bed, which was great for sleeping, but it got much harder to get out of bed the bigger I got.

[krystl]

Speaking of babies, our school district does the computerized baby program, which is supposed to teach teens why they don't want to be parents yet. They do this during health in 10th grade. Last night was Nick's turn. He did a lot better than I thought he would.

He brought it home in a real baby carrier and had to walk home from school with it.
It was really quiet from 2:30 till almost 8 pm (only cried a couple of times). From 8 till around 11, I swear the thing cried every 15 minutes. Thankfully, when he went to bed at 11, the baby let him sleep till 1:30, then only woke up to eat and burp (yes, there are specific needs each time and you have to figure out which it is). Then it stayed asleep till this morning when Nick got up.

But, when he was getting ready to leave for school this morning, it started crying and needed to eat, which takes a good 10 minutes. As soon as baby quieted down, he started up again and this time needed to be burped, which also took another 10 minutes. Nick missed a good portion of 1st period before he could finally get out of the house.

He did really well at home, but he still has to go all through the school day with the baby until last period when he gives it back. The teachers are not fans of this baby program. They get pretty annoyed when they start crying in their classes.

[Mr Coffee]

I guess you're not allowed to hire a sitter.

[krystl]

I guess you're not allowed to hire a sitter.

Nope. The kids have wristband with a sensor in it, and every time the baby cries, they have to "chime it" with the sensor in the baby. The wristband isn't removable. Technically, I could feed the baby after he chimed it, but he still has to be there to chime it, so he couldn't go out after school riding his bike or anything.

The teacher plugs the baby into the computer at the end of the day today and it shows him Nick's response time after each time the baby cried and if he did the proper procedure or not. It also alerts the teacher if the baby's head was allowed to droop and if the baby was shaken or dropped. Their grade (which is a huge part of this class) is determined from this information.

[Soriambi]

Speaking of babies, our school district does the computerized baby program, which is supposed to teach teens why they don't want to be parents yet. They do this during health in 10th grade. Last night was Nick's turn. He did a lot better than I thought he would.

He brought it home in a real baby carrier and had to walk home from school with it.
It was really quiet from 2:30 till almost 8 pm (only cried a couple of times). From 8 till around 11, I swear the thing cried every 15 minutes. Thankfully, when he went to bed at 11, the baby let him sleep till 1:30, then only woke up to eat and burp (yes, there are specific needs each time and you have to figure out which it is). Then it stayed asleep till this morning when Nick got up.

But, when he was getting ready to leave for school this morning, it started crying and needed to eat, which takes a good 10 minutes. As soon as baby quieted down, he started up again and this time needed to be burped, which also took another 10 minutes. Nick missed a good portion of 1st period before he could finally get out of the house.

He did really well at home, but he still has to go all through the school day with the baby until last period when he gives it back. The teachers are not fans of this baby program. They get pretty annoyed when they start crying in their classes.

Yeah, I'd imagine that an educational program that involves interrupting classes and making kids late to school isn't too popular. Hopefully they at least learn something from it.