Big Brother Season 11

[BroadwayBomber55]

Another year, another season of Big Brother on CBS.

For the first time since Big Brother Season 3, 12 guests enter the Big Brother house. However, this season reveals that a mystery guest will be in the building in the premiere.

Big Brother divided the HouseGuests into four cliques; Athletes, Populars, Brains and Off-beats. When a HouseGuest from a clique wins Head of Household the other members of the clique will be immune from eviction along with the Head of Household.

Season 11 starts on Thursday July 9, 2009 at 8 PM ET/PT on CBS with additional airings on Sundays at 8 p.m. (ET/PT), Tuesdays at 9 p.m. (ET/PT), and Thursdays at 8 p.m (live ET/delayed PT).

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/big_brother/

And a memo: NO LIVE FEED DISCUSSIONS HERE!

[CoyoteYankee]

I'm not crazy about the new theme. I like when they just throw them in the house and let the alliances form naturally.

[pacman09]

Thanks for the update!!

[pacman09]

I just looked at the cast. They all look young. Any predictions on who will be the slut?

[RhodyYanksFan]

I feel so dirty watching this show. It's really just filth. However, I get sucked in every year.

[NYDCYankee]

I feel so dirty watching this show. It's really just filth. However, I get sucked in every year.

I'm guilty too.

[RhodyYanksFan]

I just looked at the cast. They all look young. Any predictions on who will be the slut?

Early returns are pointing to Laura the 21 year old bikini model.

[CoyoteYankee]

I feel so dirty watching this show. It's really just filth. However, I get sucked in every year.

This show is the very definition of a "guilty pleasure".

[BroadwayBomber55]

Episode 1 - InGame Play By Play 1st Period

Crowd filing inside the Reality TV Arena...

Hello and welcome the Season 11 Premiere of Big Brother. I'm BroadwayBomber55.

Joel: And well, well, well. It is I, the quintessential studmuffin. Joel 'Harder than the tree that hit Sonny Bono' Gertner. Crowd chanting: GERTNER! GERTNER! GERTNER!

Julie's preggers? I am so out of the loop!

the stupid high school clique twist. Like BB really needs to be forced in to cliques!!!!

Joel: Julie looks so pretty in that black dress - didn't look pregnant.
Ew, I hate the house. Two spots open on the wall though.

I hate these fake intros.

So, last year, after the first episode, I really was annoyed by Memphis, Dan and Renny, and they turned out to be my faves.... interested to see how this episode goes!

Joel: Already hate Braden & Laura!! Oh look! Another bunch of fake fakity fakes!

Surfing is better than sex? He must be the token virgin if he really believes that. Laura and Braden -- instant targets! See ya!

Joel: I want a BB duffle bag

LIke the Karate Girl and the teacher

Joel: omg... jordan does sound like Kelly Pickler.. they both live a few minutes from me.. WE do not sound like THEM lol
hate Chima already

I have some definite favorite first impressions! Ronnie, Michelle, and Lydia look promising. The girl with the big hooters (don't remember her name) is going to drive me crazy! Along with Chima.

No boogers cuz peoples are watchin! Hahah

A BB fan in the upper deck wired for sound: Jordan's the first one to get busy in the storage room.

A BB TV insider in the media gondola: Wow, big huge fake boobs! And pissy gay guys who are pre-disposed to be pissy about them. White guy rappers, bisexuals, a beachcomber who thinks his sh@t don't stink, and a geek (edit - TWO geeks, one of each gender).
Nice pack o' nutz.

Russell is quite spastic!!! Jordan needs this shirt.
<img src="I kind of like Kevin so far, but we'll see if he becomes tiresome over the summer...">

A BB fan in the lower bowl seats: She-Ma?
So she's a Superheroine?
I can't express how much I hate surfer dude ALREADY.

I kind of like Kevin so far, but we'll see if he becomes tiresome over the summer...

Super de"lusheous"......ugh!

Joel: Could they have picked a more juvenile bunch?

After all it supposed to be high school again. whoever came up with that theme/twist needs to be fired... STAT!!!

Wow. Casey's really tall.

Joel: don't like for sure Jordan, Laura and Braden

Tatoo chick is a WHINER. here comes the lying about yourself part

lol@caseylol@chima

Joel: Ronnie will be having serious Wii withdrawals.

Ha, Kevin called her age lol.

Joel: Why lie about your age from 18 to 24?

[BroadwayBomber55]

Episode 1 - InGame Play By Play 2nd Period

Haven't you ever watched the show? It's STRATEGY!! It'll take her to F2.

Joel: Go Natalie!

at Kevin's comments about Laura's boobs.

Braden - Like a braid in your hair.

I can't wait for Casey and Chima to fight.

Oh, I love Kevin calling out Natalie. That was awesome! Casey gained a couple of notches too for his comments about Chima

A BB radio insider in the media gondola: Russell the love muscle. Gah. Who's the first to ask Kevin "are you gay"?

Ronnie is a virgin. No he didn't ACTUALLY say it.

She-Ma is a superheroine. No.

Michelle is too cute to be a stock geek.

Natalie is... Uh... a liar? I like her more for that.

Boobs is empty inside.

Kevin is a little bitch now isn't he? I may like him for it or hate it. Too early to tell.

Surfer dude bores me.

Jeff seems a little slimy.

Jordan seems okay.

Casey and his stupid hat seem stupid.

Lydia will be loved a lot right off but I bet we will all hate her later.

Russell is an ass. I'm calling it.

Uh. What is Chenbot wearing? A black tablecloth?

Joel: My money is on Michelle.
BB55, thanks for the list. I may have to print that out to keep track of these losers. Lying about being 18 instead of 24 is stupid! Now, she made herself underage to drink!

Exactly!! A stupid and obvious lie that does her no good! Lie about the profession, but your age!?!!?! Just stupid.

A BB fan in the skybox seats: Russell + Natalie = ♥ both MMA Fighters?? Won't the age thing backfire if there's alcohol? She won't be allowed to drink unless she's not a drinker anyway.

Kevin looks like he will be hilarious... and Chima seems like a downright bitch!

Joel: Kevin has some good comments. I'm liking him already.

A BB print insider in the media gondola: so Jeff seems to be getting all the attention from the "ladies"
and whatsherface fake yaya's are bigger than i thought
and i called it Michelle lying about her job talkinbout she "work in a lab"

"off beat" seems rude.

It probably tested better than "freaks".

Joel and BB55: oh my god!

Forced alliances.
Dumbest. Idea. Ever. Crowd booing to the opening so far.

Joel: Can't wait to see how they divide themselves - I wonder if they'll kick people to the curb who don't fit in.

Season 9 tried this, it didn't last long. It won't last long again.

If someone in your clique is HoH, the whole clique is safe from eviction that week.

Joel: Well at least they still get to play individually. I think it was worse when the stupid twists made people team up.

They will have to drop it later in the game. But how do you design challenges? Physical challenges favor the jocks. Mental challenges favor the geeks. Uh, plastic surgery challenges favor the cheerleaders?

[BroadwayBomber55]

Episode 1 - InGame Play By Play 3rd Period

A BB fan in the front row: I'm not crazy about the high school cliques but I do like that no one in the clique can be nominated if HoH is in that group. It could make things interesting and they might have to strategize for a change to get someone out.

I'm trying to see some strategy in the whole clique having immunity when one person gets HOH. I still wish they were bringing in all 4 of the four former houseguests and giving them the clique of "upperclassmen".

Joel: i hope all of them will ban together to vote that repeat houseguest out
this recycling crap is so stupid

Natalie is lying too much in the beginning...Oh Natalie, shut up and stop trying to convince people that you are not athletic. That is just stupid!!!

Joel: I <3 Lydia!! Jordan is not that attractive. At all.

Freaks = "Offbeat"
Geeks = "Brains"
Jocks = "Athletes"
A-Holes = "Popular"

Joel: Good lord, was Laura starting to do cheers?

A BB fan in the sauna area: They gave the Offbeats yellow shirts. As an Offbeat myself, I can say we would never wear yellow.
The shirts should be black.

Chima looks like she just had botox.

Joel: I'm waiting for her weave to fall out. Somehow I don't think that BB is going to provide any packs of hair.

First HOH is a "locker room" theme.... hmmm.... possibly "jock-favored"....

Joel: Underwear...toilet seats....c'mon BB...Crowd booing somemore
Seriously? "Step into your underwear and grab your toilet seat."
*sigh* Crowd chanting: WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF?

The state of our economy must have affected their budget.

Heh.. the boys will be at a disadvantage in this game.

Joel: I thought the name of this game was going to be "In the crapper"

Now why would she tell them right off the bat that they're not going to be HoH.

One Of The Mysterious 4 Is Evel Dick!!!!!!

Joel: Three guys and a girl. Tall guy looks like James.

See the silhouettes?
Gee, ya think that was Jessie on the right?

Joel: Also, the second girl has to be Jessica.
ALSO, if none of the new HGs are going to be HoH, what are they even competing for?

A BB radio color commentator in the media gondola: This is lame. Why did they need to bring someone back? This group is fine on their own. Blech.

If by fine, you mean disasterous, I agree .

Do Geeks have an advantage because they have the most experience at GETTING wedgies?
Or do the Athletes have the advantage because having given so many they know the mechanics?

Joel: If Mike Booger steps through that returnee door I'm flipping.

I can tell that its Jessie, Jessica and Brian...but not the fourth

Another BB fan in the front row: Guy on the end is definitely Jesse the Tool. I think the girl is Jessica. Wasn't Joe from S9 really tall and lanky too. Can't place the third guy.

Laura has horseteeth and cow udders. She also reminds me of Jen without self awareness.

Another BB fan in the sauna area: Now, if it was Howie, Janelle, and Kaysar...

The tall one is Brian

Joel: It's the bullies that are coming in, the one group we don't have represented.

wasted a perfectly good spot for another houseguest to put a recycled monkey in there

Joel: hahaha check out Jess's pose, what a tool. Cowboy get over it already.

Boo to Michael Ellis.... no no no!

Joel: Please not Eric or Michelle the hair or who is the other Jeusus freak?

Cowboy and Jessica....I love me some Jessica (as u can see)

It's a group wedgie! Crowd chanting: holy sh*t! holy sh*t! holy sh*t! holy sh*t!

[BroadwayBomber55]

Episode 1 - InGame Play By Play Overtime

oh my god. It's getting worse. Ugh, I did not need to remember Cowboy's nakedness.

Cowboy, Jessica, Jesse, and Brian are in the BB house!

Joel: I can put up with all of them except Jessie. He's just a jerk. Brian kind of got on my nerves too, but not nearly as much.I can put up with all of them except Jessie. He's just a jerk. Brian kind of got on my nerves too, but not nearly as much.

I'm happy to see Brian get another chance! He was awesome with the sock puppet theater. And Jessica, I didn't mind so much. Eric was my biggest problem with her.

Joel: No way Jesse will win. Diapers aren't guy-friendly...

cowboy has dunlop disease. Looks like Brian lost some weight, and Cowboy ganied a lot of weight.

A BB TV play by play commentator in the media gondola: And endurance comp for the first challenge.... reallly?!?!?! Think maybe they want a "particular" drama-queen back in the house?!?!? AG - you suck!

Joel: I dont like any of the "do over" guests besides Jessica...so...gooo popular! haha

Laura should be used to it. I'm sure she's worn her share of thongs.

It's an obstacle course!

Joel: Russell and Jesse would either kill each other or fall in love
I so hate "hand quotes". I could tolerate bOObs if Boogie SR goes first.

Another BB fan in skybox seats: I'm gonna like Casey...he's hilarious!

Two brainiacs already out!! Poor Brian!!!!

This has to favor the Jocks, no matter what Muscleboy claims.
"Superwedgies"? Come. On.

Joel: omg I hate Chima, officially. "I don't mind being on the brains I just wish I had better team members."

does that chick have alfalfa in a headlock?

Jesse looks a little beefier than I remember. Or maybe his head just got smaller.

Joel: Athletes gotta fall soon.

Those wedgies look really uncomfortable now. What a horribly sadistic challenge!

One hand? Is that "Offbeat" guy a FOOL?

Joel: once AGAIN another FIXED competition in order to bring Jesse THE TOOL back!!!!!

Chima's out, which means Brian is gone. Oh well.

Bye Cowboy.

Joel: Down to the populars and the athletes. Who would have ever thought??!?!

A BB TV color commentator in the media gondola: If Jessie wins it will be another twist that backfired, because there is no way he won't get himself evicted in record time. They will hate him just as much as BB10 did.

[BroadwayBomber55]

Episode 1 - InGame Play By Play Shootout

A BB radio play-by-play commentator in the media gondola: they loaded up the kitchen w/ creatine powder and whey protein in advance because this game is rigged

wow...Natalie is ridiculously cocky...she just created a house full of enemies in seconds!

Joel: Those hooters are weighing down Boobs a lot more than anyone else. She has a built in disadvantage!

I thought big boobies made you float...oh, wait, that's in water.

how would holding on longer put a target on Laura's back? she wouldnt be HOH....now we see why she didnt get classified with the brains...

Joel: Why can't they make these challenges fair to everyone?
would rather have Jesse over Jessica... her voice on live feeds kills me.. whiney butt

Jesse from BB10 is in.

Braden was so stupid and trying to be cocky and lost it. Stupid Tool!!!

Now, the crowd is throwing debris onto the field. This is getting ugly. They hate the result!

Joel: Braden and his darned pullups. The fool. Dayum... this will be horrible watching Jesse for at least a week. Maybe I'll avoid feeds... Crowd chanting: BULL................! BULL................! BULL................!

Ha Jessica tries to shake Jesse's hand, but he goes in for a hug.

Joel: Alison Grodner, you are and idiot and have no idea who your audience would like to see three times a week!!

Lydia called it. ok, I do not like Natalie now. "if its Matty, bring him in" yuck.

I can't wait to see the Jesse/Russell dynamic. Should be interesting. For a few seconds anyway.

Joel: Oh no, I forgot he gets to nominate people too, ugh. Guess that means the gay guy is going up.

oh good grief

Joel: Jesse is so gross
get ready for his freaking nap fest

and also his "disrespecting crap

I can already see the Athletes forming an alliance with another group (probably the popular people) and targeting one of the other two groups.

Crowd booing at Jesse after he won.

A BB fan in the Reality TV Bar and Grill: Hopefully the Offbeats can save themselves with veto's, but I'm worried that this season is just going to be an uncomfortable revisit to real high school. The populars and the jocks run things, and marginalize anyone else.

Well, a meh debut again for Big Brother. The crowd didn't like everything: the games, the cast so far, and Jesse and his disrespect is coming back.

What will happen on Sunday as Jesse picks two nominations for eviction. See you then.

[BroadwayBomber55]

Episode 1 - BB55's Takes

Well, another meh and crappy premiere from the TPTB at Big Brother.

First, the cliques athletes, popular, nerds, and offbeats, it's high school.

The twists, what a waste too.

Forced alliances, what the hell?!

And bringing back an old face to compete again? Jesse and his disrespect? oh my god. That is such a waste.

The cast so far? EEEEEE! Another meh, gah. Blech. I don't like most of them except Lydia so far. Casey can be hilarious. Natalie is a liar.

Laura nice rack, but bad BB game.

Braden?

I don't think this cast really knows how to play the game.

Watch out for Jesse. He can agitate a lot of people.

Another painful premiere from Big Brother. Can it get better? Time will tell. Alison Grodner, you gotta do better than this.

[NYDCYankee]

Early returns are pointing to Laura the 21 year old bikini model.

I think she kind of gross to be honest. The blond girl in her clique is much cuter.

And I am very happy to have Jesse back.

[RhodyYanksFan]

Yeah Jordan is pretty hot and has a sexy accent. Laura spent thousands on her boobs but neglected her teeth. Its annoying.

[krystl]

I TiVo'd it but didn't get a chance to watch it yet. I am guilty of being glued to the tv every summer for this show.

[BroadwayBomber55]

Episode 2 - InGame Play By Play 1st Period

Crowd filing inside the Reality TV Arena. They're getting ready to watch the hamsters live.

Hello and welcome to Episode 2 of Big Brother 11. I'm BroadwayBomber55.

Joel: And well, well, well. It is I, the quintessential studmuffin. Joel 'The man who is so big he can’t help from hurtin her' Gertner. Crowd chanting: GERTNER! GERTNER! GERTNER!

Lydia's face, LMAO Crowd chanting: holy sh*t! holy sh*t! holy sh*t! holy sh*t!

No surprise: Jesse is such a tool!

What an effing chithead Ronnie is! "Maybe they'll move one of us to the popular side for the comp"

Joel: BB55, Jesse is stupid funny! This is Jessie's audition for the WWE.

Love it! Kevin cant stand Jessie! LOL and Jesse says a new phrase: "mind mentality"

Joel: is chima hair real or extensions

extensions of course.

LOL @ the music

Whats a better word than tool to desribe Jessie? Im trying and coming up empty haha

Joel: I call him meathead.

So Natalie and Jessie were right, Jeff didn't want anything to do with nominations so that the blame would go all on them.
And Jeff was smart bc Jess wanted NOT to have the blame; he wanted Jeff and others to take the downfall.

Joel and BB55: oh my god...Ronnie's mohawk...LMAO! NT

"Or if somebody smells..I try not to be mean to them" -Jordan LOL

Chima didn't put up much of a fight. I don't want to be but if I can trust you guys...has she ever watched BB?

[BroadwayBomber55]

Episode 2 - InGame Play By Play 2nd Period

Braden was just campaigning some to Laura I think. gad they're still talking about HS... enough already

Joel: LMAO Jessie in tights. Not much to hide there jessie. Bah!

No wonder Laura is sick! She should be drinking 8oz.of water with those fiber pills.

A BB fan in the Reality TV Bar and Grill wired for sound: Lydia getting the poor loner girl becomes the hero edit music

Joel: Must mean she's Alison Grodner's pick to win then.

Didn't help Keesha.

Are we going to get to see Tunagate?

A BB fan in the front row: I seriously think Russ is a woman hater.... How are the women all such a threat???

Russ' list after this eviction...... Lydia, Laura, Michelle, Natalie..... His words....
let's see, Braden is leaving..that leaves kevin who no one even knows is there, Jeff who he can't nominate and ronnie LOL
oh and casey who he has a final two deal with.

Diane in the interviews hyping up a boys vs. girls game

Joel: I hate it when people get all cocky in the DR lol

Jessie "respects" Russ; and everyone will kiss his a**. I guess he forgot to mention that is what he wants.
kevin such disrespect

Laura you stupid.

Ha Jessie no one likes you

Joel: @ that quick shot of Natalie digging out her crotch wedgie.

Oh, so that's why Jessie likes Natalie. He sees himself in her. That explains it all.

Joel: Natalie reminds Jessie of Jessie..that's not a good thing for Natalie
but jessie loves himself so its a goo thing for Natalie NT

Power position again? How long will this last for these meatheads.

I really can't stop laughing when I see that hair lol Crowd chanting: holy sh*t! holy sh*t! holy sh*t!

Look at Ronnie throwing Michelle under the bus...

Joel: It was her own fault. She drew attention to herself in a negative way. No one wants spend the summer with a whiner
so that's what made her expendable enough to be nominated as the 'pawn'. Ronnie did just what he should have done - direct attention towards a different target.

Seeing Jessie IFO that chess board brings back memories..."Dan, Dan, shake my hand! Shake my hand!" hehe good times. Desperate on the block Jesse. I love it.

[BroadwayBomber55]

Episode 2 - InGame Play By Play 3rd Period

Ok what does Jessie have on for pants? Hot pink reallyCrowd chanting: holy sh*t! holy sh*t! holy sh*t!

Ok, food comp - loser will have the most brutal living conditions EVER in the HISTORY of BB. Huh. I'm not scared!

Joel: Ronnie put your shirt back on!!! Oh, cool neon paint although Jessie's pants are way louder than the paint!

Oh I like the neon

Oh this is hilarious. This idiot doesn't understand "90 degree angle"?

Would she get "3 O'clock?"

Ok Ronnie you are on what team?

A BB TV insider in the media gondola: Ronnie is a moron. His brainiac teammates must be so disappointed!

Jessie on Laura's 'assets': "Whatever she's sellin', I'm not buying it!"
Gee I wonder why that is, Jessie!

oh my god Jordan, "90 degree angle, didn't understand, speak English so I can understand" Did I say dumb? Moronic.

Joel: Eww Casey went to the bathroom and didn't wash his hands than went straight to the fridge!!!

How could the BRAINS mess this one up???? I love the music playing everytime they show them. Crowd chanting: YOU ................ED UP! YOU ................ED UP!

Offbeats win! They had great teamwork.

Joel: i'm amazed at how bb comes up with these comps.

A BB fan in the skybox seats: I'm looooving Michelle's DR sessions

She is awesome. I wish she could switch to the Populars and replace Laura.

Joel: Too early to call, but I like a Casey, Michelle, Jeff, and Jordan Final Four.

Please my eyes... I can't keep looking at Ronnie's naked nipples.

I like that Michelle called Chima a crybaby.

A BB fan in the sauna area: Why do people like Chima try for BB? She obviously can't handle stress.
An Amber 2.0.

[BroadwayBomber55]

Episode 2 - InGame Play By Play Overtime

That swim suit is really ugly.

Joel: That's how bb casts Laura? Oh my god.

I don't know who's the worst heel. BB8's Jen or Laura?

Jessie is jealous of Laura. He doesn't like anyone who takes attention away from him..

Well we see the two reasons Laura was casted....But I got to say Michelle has some wild child in her....Liking her!

Joel: Laura has Shape of head,buck teeth,odd shoulders and over the top boobs.

Laura needs to shave or bleach her mustache.

Joel: Point being, Jesse didn't give Laura any respect.

How could someone be as deluded as She-Ra about her own "fabulousness"?
Classic sign of a massive ego covering up a bit empty gaping hole of insecurity (well deserved in her case).

Joel: Ronnie really botched that comp. He had the right idea at the beginning, then blew it. What's more, he took charge and wouldn't listen to his teammates. He earns all the blame, if they think about it.

I forgot how Jessie referred to himself in the third person. So annoying.

Another BB fan in the front row: So what did Lydia do wrong? She didn't sell out. She told him the truth and didn't suck up.

I love Lydia. She is interesting and fun. She wasn't fake with Jessie and she was on the winning team. You can't blame her for saving herself.

A BB fan in the lower bowl seats: What an @ss! He ASKS for a massage from someone he plans on putting up? Yuck

I think it had more to do with the fact that she and Jordan slept in his bed with him the night before.

[BroadwayBomber55]

Episode 2 - InGame Play By Play Shootout

Order of keys revealed at nomination ceremony:
Michele
Braden
Kevin
Ronnie
Jordan
Laura
Casey

Joel: so jessie reason for putting up lydia was due to the fact she was sucking up. who doesnt in bb

No, she didn't suck up. He was trying to get her to, but she was non-committal.

Russell = Cappy Eric

Yes, Jesse, a bear's chasing you. Lie down and play dead. LOL.
A BB print insider in the media gondola: Braden makes Jesse look like a Rhodes Scholar.

I'm loving Jessie's DR's...esp. his eye rolls. He's too funny.

LOL chima was shooting daggers when Jordan pulled her key

Ronnie copying Dan copying Will with the depressed voice then jumping to excited?

Braden and Natalie BB9 would have some epic conversations NT

A BB radio insider in the media gondola: You know, people who only watch the show don't really get a chance to know the houseguests the way they edit the show, showing all strategy and competition. I think there should be a fourth episode each week, so they can spread things out more, and put more character/interaction stuff in the shows.

or make it a 2 hour event like the Bachelor/ette

Lydia and Chima are on the block. PoV comp will be shown on Tuesday.

[BroadwayBomber55]

Episode 2 - BB55's Takes

So far, I like Casey, Michelle, Jeff, and Jordan especially Michelle.

Ronnie botching the food competition for the Brains was hilarious. I still wonder why BB put him there? The glasses maybe.

She-ra or Laura? Meh. Nice rack, but her Shape of head,buck teeth,odd shoulders and...A MUSTACHE! My god.

Maybe it's just me, but after watching tonight's show, Jesse is, so far, not as annoying as before. Still a pain. But less so. Or maybe it's just because the season has just begun. I did find it hilarious that he said of Laura something like "whatever she's sellin, I'm not havin it!" On the other hand, he seems to be getting along VERY well with Natalie. And Russell, of course, but who didn't see that coming..

I was disappointed Lydia started crying after being nominated. I was liking her a lot and I thought she'd be a bit tougher than that. So far, Chima is the big whimp though. I agree with Michelle, she is a huge sore loser. Then again, it IS easy for everyone else to say the "have not" room is not that bad, because they don't have to sleep in it. But it isn't as bad as I was imagining it could be.

POV coming on Tuesday. Who will take it? Stay tuned.

[SalingerNY]

I'm pretty sure this show is everything that's wrong about Reality TV. It's unwatchable.

[b-ball-lunachick]

Yeah Jordan is pretty hot and has a sexy accent. Laura spent thousands on her boobs but neglected her teeth. Its annoying.

we finally agree on a girl's looks...her teeth need some attention.

The hot guy (Jeff) has a Boston hat on...ugh. he went way down in hotness in about 1 minute of seeing that hat...