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    Pick-up lines

    Anyone have any pick-up lines that you consider successful? After watching an episode of Hogan Knows Best I thought I'd try the polar bear pick-up line. Sure enough, I went 2 for 2 with it last night. In case anyone doesn't know the line it goes as such (I'll use my name as the example person as I actually used the line last night).

    Ryan: Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

    Girl: Uhhh no? (They generally seem confused where you are going with this)

    Ryan: Enough to break the ice... Hi, my name is Ryan.

    The girl at this point laughs and you're in.

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    For some reason I don't think Ryan is getting any...

    'Kick ass. Pop champagne. And get some ho's.'

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    Hi. I'm Archer.
    Quote Originally Posted by yankeeschic12324
    Cheetos


    EDIT: I hate you guys.

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    Was it more of a "Uhh..heh...heh...ummm" laugh?

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    Hey Babe. If you play your cards right, you could have a piece of this
    Life is good!

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    Re: Pick-up lines

    Freshman year (3 years ago) we always used that line, not to get a girl (we all had girlfriends) but just to see what they would do. They usually laughed, mostly at us.

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    Re: Pick-up lines

    "Hi bet you $50 bucks you can't beat me at tongue wrestling"

    or

    "Heeeey little girl you wanna smell my handkerchief?"
    Words cannot describe how much I hate Derek Jeter and his legion of stupid ass fans.

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    Re: Pick-up lines

    Quote Originally Posted by NYYFAN
    For some reason I don't think Ryan is getting any...
    Oh but you are wrong my friend. I do pretty well for myself but am anti-commitment. I rather keep my options open until the right one comes along. Once I find a woman who cooks, cleans, and does a few other things pretty well then I'll start talking about commitment and ditch the polar bear pick-up line.

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    Re: Pick-up lines

    Rhodey: Excuse me miss, but was your father a meat burglar????
    Chick: Uhh, what do you mean?
    Rhodey: It looks like someone stole two fine hams and shoved em down the back o' your pants
    Quote Originally Posted by Jersey Yankee
    Who in their right mind would pay several thousand bucks to have some chick poop on their face like a beard?


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    Quote Originally Posted by RhodeyYankee2638
    Rhodey: Excuse me miss, but was your father a meat burglar????
    Chick: Uhh, what do you mean?
    Rhodey: It looks like someone stole two fine hams and shoved em down the back o' your pants
    I know what your other line is. And I've seen you use it.
    Words cannot describe how much I hate Derek Jeter and his legion of stupid ass fans.

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    Re: Pick-up lines

    Quote Originally Posted by gdn
    Was it more of a "Uhh..heh...heh...ummm" laugh?
    Nope. The first girl told me I was brave to approach her and then asked for my number and I got hers. She texted me today but I'm going to reply later. Make her wait a bit.

    The second one and I chatted afterwards for about 30 minutes until closing time and we exchanged numbers.

    I think a lot of you are here are a little too old for this thread so you may think pick-up lines or somewhat clever ways of talking to a girl aren't necessary, and that is fine.

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    Lines only work if the girl thinks the guy is attractive. Then they can pretty much say anything and it doesn't matter. Otherwise, we'll laugh and back away slowly (or, depending on the creepy-ness factor, run away fast).
    UM now, UM always
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    Re: Pick-up lines

    Quote Originally Posted by Sam18
    "Hi bet you $50 bucks you can't beat me at tongue wrestling"

    or

    "Heeeey little girl you wanna smell my handkerchief?"
    LOL to the second one.

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    Re: Pick-up lines

    Quote Originally Posted by keg411
    Lines only work if the girl thinks the guy is attractive. Then they can pretty much say anything and it doesn't matter. Otherwise, we'll laugh and back away slowly (or, depending on the creepy-ness factor, run away fast).
    Well as my avatar shows, I'm rather handsome and polka dots look good on me. I'm just a common man and the son of a plumber.

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    "You smell nice" always worked for me when I was on the prowl.

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    Re: Pick-up lines

    Quote Originally Posted by keg411
    Lines only work if the girl thinks the guy is attractive. Then they can pretty much say anything and it doesn't matter. Otherwise, we'll laugh and back away slowly (or, depending on the creepy-ness factor, run away fast).
    silly girl

    we say pick up lines to distract you while we slip you ruffies
    Quote Originally Posted by Jersey Yankee
    Who in their right mind would pay several thousand bucks to have some chick poop on their face like a beard?


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    Quote Originally Posted by TheManKnownAsMecca
    Well as my avatar shows, I'm rather handsome and polka dots look good on me. I'm just a common man and the son of a plumber.
    Hot.

    UM now, UM always
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    Re: Pick-up lines

    Quote Originally Posted by RhodeyYankee2638
    Rhodey: Excuse me miss, but was your father a meat burglar????
    Chick: Uhh, what do you mean?
    Rhodey: It looks like someone stole two fine hams and shoved em down the back o' your pants
    Winner. I'm using this the next time I hit 6th St...for some reason I have a feeling this might be a good intro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bronxbombers
    "You smell nice" always worked for me when I was on the prowl.
    I'm sure it was more than that

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    Quote Originally Posted by gdn
    I'm sure it was more than that

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    Quote Originally Posted by RhodeyYankee2638
    silly girl

    we say pick up lines to distract you while we slip you ruffies
    Dude..shhhh.
    Words cannot describe how much I hate Derek Jeter and his legion of stupid ass fans.

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    Re: Pick-up lines

    Quote Originally Posted by keg411
    Lines only work if the girl thinks the guy is attractive. Then they can pretty much say anything and it doesn't matter. Otherwise, we'll laugh and back away slowly (or, depending on the creepy-ness factor, run away fast).
    My Native American name is RunsWithCrashCart.

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    Re: Pick-up lines

    Try this one:

    (With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were angel's wings.


    Someone tried this wack ass line on me once...

    Hey Baby I know you're probably looking for mr.right. Well I'm not him, but I'll f*ck you til he gets here.



    Silly boys...
    My Native American name is RunsWithCrashCart.

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    Re: Pick-up lines

    Quote Originally Posted by RhodeyYankee2638
    Rhodey: Excuse me miss, but was your father a meat burglar????
    Chick: Uhh, what do you mean?
    Rhodey: It looks like someone stole two fine hams and shoved em down the back o' your pants
    Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.

    Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

    Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT! ..
    My Native American name is RunsWithCrashCart.

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    Re: Pick-up lines

    I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

    ^ That one might get me to talk to you for a minute...depending on who it is...
    My Native American name is RunsWithCrashCart.

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