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03-11-07 04:33 PM #1NYYF Legend
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Pick-up lines
Anyone have any pick-up lines that you consider successful? After watching an episode of Hogan Knows Best I thought I'd try the polar bear pick-up line. Sure enough, I went 2 for 2 with it last night. In case anyone doesn't know the line it goes as such (I'll use my name as the example person as I actually used the line last night).
Ryan: Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Girl: Uhhh no? (They generally seem confused where you are going with this)
Ryan: Enough to break the ice... Hi, my name is Ryan.
The girl at this point laughs and you're in.
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03-11-07 04:39 PM #2
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For some reason I don't think Ryan is getting any...
'Kick ass. Pop champagne. And get some ho's.'
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03-11-07 04:42 PM #3Disgusting Baiting Troll j.g.
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Re: Pick-up lines
Hi. I'm Archer.
Originally Posted by yankeeschic12324
Cheetos
EDIT: I hate you guys.
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03-11-07 04:43 PM #4
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Was it more of a "Uhh..heh...heh...ummm" laugh?
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03-11-07 04:44 PM #5Sunny days ahead
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Hey Babe. If you play your cards right, you could have a piece of this
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03-11-07 04:47 PM #6NYYF Legend
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03-11-07 04:48 PM #7NYYF Legend
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Re: Pick-up lines
"Hi bet you $50 bucks you can't beat me at tongue wrestling"
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"Heeeey little girl you wanna smell my handkerchief?" Originally Posted by JL25and3
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03-11-07 04:48 PM #8NYYF Legend
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Oh but you are wrong my friend. I do pretty well for myself but am anti-commitment. I rather keep my options open until the right one comes along. Once I find a woman who cooks, cleans, and does a few other things pretty well then I'll start talking about commitment and ditch the polar bear pick-up line. Originally Posted by NYYFAN
For some reason I don't think Ryan is getting any...
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03-11-07 04:50 PM #9
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Rhodey: Excuse me miss, but was your father a meat burglar????
Chick: Uhh, what do you mean?
Rhodey: It looks like someone stole two fine hams and shoved em down the back o' your pants Originally Posted by Jersey Yankee
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03-11-07 04:51 PM #10NYYF Legend
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Re: Pick-up lines
I know what your other line is. And I've seen you use it. Originally Posted by RhodeyYankee2638
Originally Posted by JL25and3
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03-11-07 04:51 PM #11NYYF Legend
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Re: Pick-up lines
Nope. The first girl told me I was brave to approach her and then asked for my number and I got hers. She texted me today but I'm going to reply later. Make her wait a bit. Originally Posted by gdn
The second one and I chatted afterwards for about 30 minutes until closing time and we exchanged numbers.
I think a lot of you are here are a little too old for this thread so you may think pick-up lines or somewhat clever ways of talking to a girl aren't necessary, and that is fine.
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03-11-07 04:51 PM #12My American Idol
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Re: Pick-up lines
Lines only work if the girl thinks the guy is attractive. Then they can pretty much say anything and it doesn't matter. Otherwise, we'll laugh and back away slowly (or, depending on the creepy-ness factor, run away fast).
UM now, UM always
#21 - We will never forget you.
Let's Go Yankees!
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03-11-07 04:52 PM #13NYYF Legend
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Re: Pick-up lines
LOL to the second one. Originally Posted by Sam18
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03-11-07 04:53 PM #14NYYF Legend
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Well as my avatar shows, I'm rather handsome and polka dots look good on me. I'm just a common man and the son of a plumber. Originally Posted by keg411
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03-11-07 04:53 PM #15NYYF Legend
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"You smell nice" always worked for me when I was on the prowl.
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03-11-07 04:54 PM #16
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silly girl Originally Posted by keg411
we say pick up lines to distract you while we slip you ruffies Originally Posted by Jersey Yankee
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03-11-07 04:54 PM #17My American Idol
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Hot. Originally Posted by TheManKnownAsMecca
UM now, UM always
#21 - We will never forget you.
Let's Go Yankees!
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03-11-07 04:56 PM #18NYYF MVP
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Re: Pick-up lines
Winner. I'm using this the next time I hit 6th St...for some reason I have a feeling this might be a good intro. Originally Posted by RhodeyYankee2638
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03-11-07 04:57 PM #19
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I'm sure it was more than that Originally Posted by 4bronxbombers
"You smell nice" always worked for me when I was on the prowl.
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03-11-07 04:57 PM #20NYYF Legend
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Originally Posted by gdn
I'm sure it was more than that
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03-11-07 05:00 PM #21NYYF Legend
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Dude..shhhh. Originally Posted by RhodeyYankee2638
Originally Posted by JL25and3
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03-11-07 05:51 PM #22Living Life Outloud
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Re: Pick-up lines
Originally Posted by keg411
My Native American name is RunsWithCrashCart.
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03-11-07 06:04 PM #23Living Life Outloud
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Re: Pick-up lines
Try this one:
(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were angel's wings.
Someone tried this wack ass line on me once...
Hey Baby I know you're probably looking for mr.right. Well I'm not him, but I'll f*ck you til he gets here.
Silly boys...My Native American name is RunsWithCrashCart.
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03-11-07 06:07 PM #24Living Life Outloud
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Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns. Originally Posted by RhodeyYankee2638
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT! ..
My Native American name is RunsWithCrashCart.
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03-11-07 06:07 PM #25Living Life Outloud
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Re: Pick-up lines
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
^ That one might get me to talk to you for a minute...depending on who it is...
My Native American name is RunsWithCrashCart.
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