He became the first starter since 1913 (possibly ever) to have this exact line:
1 earned run
Bill, you've been saying this for a few years and I never quite bought into it- until now. You were right.
Cano hit his 34th HR tonight.
Dock Ellis woulda thunk.
I had to know about the T-Rex. I'm dumber for having Googled.
Snoop Dog displaying Maddux-like control. Who would have thunk it considering he was probably high as a kite?