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RhodyYanksFan
01-19-06, 09:46 PM
The newest internet craze is this thread on Sherdog.net. Some Jersey guido - you know the type, and if you don't you soon will - posted his picture on this forum and wow did it take off. The thread is up to 199 pages.

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=322041&page=1&pp=20p

For the abridged version (and more hilarity) check out http://www.leehotti.com/index.htm

This is some of the funniest stuff I've seen in a while. I always laugh at these kinds of kids when I see them out and I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks they look extremely gay. :lol:

Panamaniac42
01-19-06, 10:49 PM
lol i came across that last week...i live in NJ but I thank God for being born and raised in the Heights.

Those guys should just stop posing for pictures and start 69ing each other.

Panamaniac42
01-19-06, 10:51 PM
lol @ this pic in the thread

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=32243&stc=1

yankeeschic12324
01-19-06, 10:52 PM
They look like fools....

RhodyYanksFan
01-19-06, 10:52 PM
They look like fools....

The best part is they think they're sexy.

RhodyYanksFan
01-19-06, 10:56 PM
This thing has legs boys and girls!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Hotti

gdn
01-19-06, 10:56 PM
Those pics are absolutely hilarious!!!

They all look the same! :lol:

Panamaniac42
01-19-06, 11:01 PM
And this one BAHAHA

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/6618/vinniesbirthdaygift0yd.jpg

yankeeschic12324
01-19-06, 11:07 PM
How many pictures are in that thread? I would love to see all of them...lol

Panamaniac42
01-19-06, 11:12 PM
How many pictures are in that thread? I would love to see all of them...lol

oh God I've only looked through 10 pages so far, there are so many photoshop jobs and posted pics from www.clubitup.com


oh boy

yankeeschic12324
01-19-06, 11:14 PM
The best part is they think they're sexy.
I know!!!!

gdn
01-19-06, 11:15 PM
Those pics on clubitup are pretty disturbing...

yankeeschic12324
01-19-06, 11:20 PM
oh God I've only looked through 10 pages so far, there are so many photoshop jobs and posted pics from www.clubitup.com


oh boy
(what am I clicking on that page?)

brosiusbuddy
01-19-06, 11:26 PM
i wonder if they all have a poster of the kids from Growing up Gotti on their bedroom walls for inspiration?

im sure its hanging right below the track lighting, and above the table with the lava lamp and a vast array of colognes and imitation watches.

Panamaniac42
01-19-06, 11:33 PM
(what am I clicking on that page?)

http://www.clubitup.com/pictures.html

bleachersown
01-19-06, 11:37 PM
these boys put my state to shame

RhodyYanksFan
01-19-06, 11:38 PM
There's a thread about these tools on pretty much every message board out there right now. It's hilarious!

gdn
01-19-06, 11:38 PM
http://www.clubitup.com/hotties_of_the_month.html

THEY ALL look the same!!!!

Look at the one for April

Panamaniac42
01-19-06, 11:40 PM
http://www.clubitup.com/hotties_of_the_month.html

THEY ALL look the same!!!!

Look at the one for April

lol at the couple from May:
http://www.clubitup.com/joeyssurfclub/52905/images/CIMG0454.jpg

The guy is clearly suffering from steroid-induced gynecomastia. It's not a pec anymore, it's an actual breast.

Smithers
01-19-06, 11:41 PM
DEAR GOD THANK YOU!!!!

i hate these people more than anything in life. including yankee fans. :P although most of them are yankee fans anyway.

somehow they always end up at the jersey shore with their blow outs, tan in a can, and glow sticks.

but for some damn reason, they ALWAYS forget their shirts at home. wtf?

gdn
01-19-06, 11:41 PM
lol at the couple from May:
http://www.clubitup.com/joeyssurfclub/52905/images/CIMG0454.jpg

The guy is clearly suffering from steroid-induced gynecomastia. It's not a pec anymore, it's an actual breast.:lol: I noticed that.... a little too much. However, I'm sure some of the women here might disagree.

Panamaniac42
01-19-06, 11:42 PM
http://www.clubitup.com/pictures_pics/male_hottie_march.jpg

How long before "The Puffy Shirt" from Seinfeld becomes chic...

gdn
01-19-06, 11:43 PM
http://www.clubitup.com/pictures_pics/male_hottie_march.jpg

How long before "The Puffy Shirt" from Seinfeld becomes chic...I swear... I kid you not. I just threw up in my mouth.

Panamaniac42
01-19-06, 11:47 PM
I swear... I kid you not. I just threw up in my mouth.


hahaha...

whew i'm gonna go to bed, hopefully those greasy trannies don't haunt my dreams.

yankeeschic12324
01-19-06, 11:48 PM
Someone wrote....


do you wipe your ass with your face?

:lol: :roflmao: :-rofl-: hahahahaha

gdn
01-19-06, 11:53 PM
Yupp...

http://www.clubitup.com/dna/dna102105/html/image005.html

Kinda NSFW I guess. Just... revolting.

yankeeschic12324
01-20-06, 12:02 AM
I'm disgusted that 1/2 of them are from Yonkers....:barf:

Bastards need to be slapped.... http://pic.piczo.com/img/i82834131_34164.gif

Smithers
01-20-06, 12:06 AM
I'm disgusted that 1/2 of them are from Yonkers....:barf:

and the the other half are from staten island.

there. i said what everybody's been wanting to say. let the flaming begin.

Evil Empire
01-20-06, 12:17 AM
Hey...there's a pic of Snatch somewhere in here ;) :p

chanman7483
01-20-06, 12:25 AM
Hey...there's a pic of Snatch somewhere in here ;) :p

I know you're joking, but don't even go there...lol

Kevin's not italian either(i don't think)

Evil Empire
01-20-06, 12:45 AM
I know you're joking, but don't even go there...lol

Kevin's not italian either(i don't think)

I don't think he is either.

and yeah, I was kiddin.

MiamiKat
01-20-06, 12:50 AM
lol at the couple from May:
http://www.clubitup.com/joeyssurfclub/52905/images/CIMG0454.jpg

The guy is clearly suffering from steroid-induced gynecomastia. It's not a pec anymore, it's an actual breast.

I believe the proper term is "b*tch t*ts".

(Asterisks added because this ain't the Sports Bar. :D )

Trish
01-20-06, 07:26 AM
Most of them don't look like guidos. They look more like Russian mafia.

JDPNYY
01-20-06, 08:05 AM
I don't appreciate Rhode Islanders dissing our State.

Wang's Groundballs
01-20-06, 08:55 AM
Hey...there's a pic of Snatch somewhere in here ;) :p

:lol:

You made my day, EE. :D

Dooley Womack
01-20-06, 09:11 AM
Hey...there's a pic of Snatch somewhere in here ;) :p

:-rofl-:

Suuuuhhhmack. I was ready to place bets on how long it would take. I'm just glad it wasn't me. ;)

RhodyYanksFan
01-20-06, 10:16 AM
I don't appreciate Rhode Islanders dissing our State.

Sorry John, I call them as I see them. If it makes you feel better, the main butt of these jokes is from Yonkers.

Kulish29
01-20-06, 10:25 AM
Did this hair-do JUST make it to the East coast? Kids were doing this to their hair when I was in highschool, 8 years ago.

They all look like a bunch of morons.

Kulish29
01-20-06, 10:31 AM
I guess this is what happens when you give morons like the Gotti's a TV show.

RhodyYanksFan
01-20-06, 10:41 AM
Fark photoshops (http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1857751) of the "Hotti's".

Panamaniac42
01-20-06, 12:15 PM
Did this hair-do JUST make it to the East coast? Kids were doing this to their hair when I was in highschool, 8 years ago.

They all look like a bunch of morons.

I had a "brook" as it was called about 6 years ago. It wasn't associated with guido-ness then. Actually it was more a black & hispanic thing.

You are right Kulish, it's lame that they caught on 6-8 years too late.

Dooley Womack
01-20-06, 07:50 PM
Dancin' the night away in NJ.

Panamaniac42
01-20-06, 08:19 PM
Dancin' the night away in NJ.


:-rofl-:

NYYBombshell
01-20-06, 08:40 PM
Fark photoshops (http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1857751) of the "Hotti's".


This is my favorite one:

http://myspace-392.vo.llnwd.net/00426/29/35/426485392_l.jpg

NYYBombshell
01-20-06, 08:42 PM
Here's another one:

http://www.foxtick.com/FARK/jersey_trolls.jpg

NYYBombshell
01-20-06, 08:47 PM
One more, I promise:


http://static.flickr.com/12/88769081_23e4d083de_o.jpg

Casey37
01-20-06, 09:22 PM
One more, I promise:


http://static.flickr.com/12/88769081_23e4d083de_o.jpg

If these poor guys only knew..... :lol:

Panamaniac42
01-20-06, 11:41 PM
If these poor guys only knew..... :lol:

That's the best part, they do know!

Sifting through the original thread on that mixed martial arts site, it appears they have been talking sh*t back and forth with them via myspace and email.

RhodyYanksFan
01-21-06, 09:51 AM
That's the best part, they do know!

Sifting through the original thread on that mixed martial arts site, it appears they have been talking sh*t back and forth with them via myspace and email.

They definately know. You can't have a 200+ page thread all about making fun of you and not know it. They made their myspace's private so only people on their friends list can view them.

NelsonMuntz
01-21-06, 11:35 AM
Hey...there's a pic of Snatch somewhere in here ;) :p
:lol: I have to admit, I thought of Snatch when I saw this thread.


I know you're joking, but don't even go there...lol

Kevin's not italian either(i don't think)
I don't think you absolutely have to be Italian to be a Guido. In fact, the funniest Guidos are the ones who pretend to be Italian.

PinstripePride
01-21-06, 11:45 AM
and the the other half are from staten island.

there. i said what everybody's been wanting to say. let the flaming begin.

Sad but true.

NelsonMuntz
01-21-06, 11:56 AM
somehow they always end up at the jersey shore with their blow outs, tan in a can, and glow sticks.

When we were in college, whenever we saw one of these jokers (invariably posing next to their Ford Mustang with the Bad Boy Club or No Fear sticker on the back windshield) we would start shouting out the directions to Seaside Heights.

Panamaniac42
01-21-06, 12:38 PM
:lol: I have to admit, I thought of Snatch when I saw this thread.


I don't think you absolutely have to be Italian to be a Guido. In fact, the funniest Guidos are the ones who pretend to be Italian.

I think you're right, but there also seems to be a strong wannabe-Guido movement from Armenians.

RhodyYanksFan
01-21-06, 01:04 PM
I think you're right, but there also seems to be a strong wannabe-Guido movement from Armenians.

These guys in the thread are Armenian, not Italian. Nevermind the fact that they wear sweatshirts that say Italia on them. It just adds to the homoness.

sharoncass
01-21-06, 02:27 PM
OMG!!! How funny is that!! These guys actually think they are hot!!!:barf: Gotti clones!!!:-rofl-:

OxDiesel
01-21-06, 09:13 PM
http://www.clubitup.com/pictures_pics/male_hottie_march.jpg

How long before "The Puffy Shirt" from Seinfeld becomes chic...

Don't kid yourself -- Express Men has been trying to stuff tuxedo-style shirts down my throat for awhile now.
I haven't bit yet, though... ;)

What's REALLY sad is that I knew EXACTLY when that picture was taken (2003), just from the shirt alone.

And, yes, if it wasn't for Wifey and Baby OD, I'd probably be right there with these guys... :o
What can I say -- old habits die hard. :D

OxDiesel
01-21-06, 10:23 PM
This thing just keeps getting better and better. :lol:
Worse, it's got me doing some SERIOUS thinking about some of my stuff... :o :D

http://cgi.ebay.com/Lee-HoTTI-GuIdO-CluBBing-PlaYa-Package_W0QQitemZ5463933721QQcategoryZ1060QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

MiamiKat
01-21-06, 10:43 PM
Whoa -- I see some serious misuse of self-tanning lotion there.

On top of uneven tanning booth tans, no less. :eek: :lol:

Sam18
01-21-06, 10:51 PM
My College is full of these morons. Thank God I'm not the only one who thinks they look utterly gay.

Evil Empire
01-21-06, 11:19 PM
I dress like this.

Sam18
01-21-06, 11:20 PM
I dress like this.

Sadly all the brown kids at my school dress like that too.

Evil Empire
01-21-06, 11:23 PM
Sadly all the brown kids at my school dress like that too.

I also dress ghetto, formal, provacative, casual, drag and commando all at the same time.

Sam18
01-21-06, 11:32 PM
I also dress ghetto, formal, provacative, casual, drag and commando all at the same time.

Good for you.

yankeeschic12324
01-22-06, 12:06 AM
I'm looking through some of the photoshopped stuff....:lol: :roflmao: hahahahaha

NYYBombshell
01-22-06, 12:34 AM
Whoa -- I see some serious misuse of self-tanning lotion there.

On top of uneven tanning booth tans, no less. :eek: :lol:



LOVE the avatar.

IncredibleByNature
01-22-06, 12:37 AM
Just wow. :roflmao:

#1PaFan
01-22-06, 12:53 AM
Now I know where Rich (and his Rock Hard Abs) is hanging out. :gulp: Wow! :lol:

__starr69
01-22-06, 03:54 AM
:lol: I noticed that.... a little too much. However, I'm sure some of the women here might disagree.

He's probably about thisbig.

IncredibleByNature
01-22-06, 03:58 AM
Now I know where Rich (and his Rock Hard Abs) is hanging out. :gulp: Wow! :lol:

:roflmao:

__starr69
01-22-06, 08:21 AM
Look what I found:
http://njguido.ytmnd.com

:roflmao: :-rofl-:

TannerBoyle
01-22-06, 11:48 AM
These tools are why I stopped going to Bamboo in Seaside Hts and Joey Harrison's anytime other than when there's a rock/reggae/non-techno band playing.

yankeeschic12324
01-22-06, 04:15 PM
OMG...this thread reminds me of this kid I know from High school...ahhh he blends in with them!!! I wish I could post the pics!

Jersey Yankee
01-22-06, 06:16 PM
Man, I thought we were bad by posting several hundred pages about Johnny Damon. From pg 289, there's this backquoted ebay ad.

How one even gets to 289 pages about some NSync/Backstreet Boyz wannabes is beyond me.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Lee-HoTTI-GuIdO-CluBBing-PlaYa-Package_W0QQitemZ5463933721QQcategoryZ1060QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem (ebay item #5463933721)

Here's what you get:

StYLiN CluB PinK StrYped ShiRt. ShiPPED GuiDo Style, CoLLa UP! CaiN'T CLuB WithOUT it. EZ ReMoVaL OnCe YoU Up in da CLub!
1 Night supply (32 OZ) RiTz Clubbin StyLin GeL for the BaDazZ BlowOUT
Headbands (3) ThaT'S HOt! Pink CuTie Nike Swizoosh To KeEp Yo HaiR BLowOut from FLaTTEnin
DoPE 4oz Bottle GravITY DefyING SpIKe GLue
EyeBrow Hair Remover WaX StripS... Make EM TIGHT!
BLinGin TwEEzERs for dat EmerGency ToucHUP!
OnE NiGhts SuPPLy CluBBIN Cool EdGE ColoGne.. Dem Bizatches LUVs IT!
GoTTA HoTTi HaVe BlAck EyE PenCil
JoRdaNA CLeAr MaScuLinE GuiDo NaiL SheeN
PiNkY BLiNG RiNg HoTTi StYle
SuMMeR CoLOR BronZer "GuiDo DORITO NaCHo Cheez CoLoR"
NaTiVe TaN. JuSt In caSe You Get Up whiLe thE Sun Be's ShiNNiN
Hi GLoSS PinK StrawBeRRy LiP GLoSS fOr DeM MACkin TimEs

NYYBombshell
01-22-06, 06:54 PM
Here's what you get:

StYLiN CluB PinK StrYped ShiRt. ShiPPED GuiDo Style, CoLLa UP! CaiN'T CLuB WithOUT it. EZ ReMoVaL OnCe YoU Up in da CLub!
1 Night supply (32 OZ) RiTz Clubbin StyLin GeL for the BaDazZ BlowOUT
Headbands (3) ThaT'S HOt! Pink CuTie Nike Swizoosh To KeEp Yo HaiR BLowOut from FLaTTEnin
DoPE 4oz Bottle GravITY DefyING SpIKe GLue
EyeBrow Hair Remover WaX StripS... Make EM TIGHT!
BLinGin TwEEzERs for dat EmerGency ToucHUP!
OnE NiGhts SuPPLy CluBBIN Cool EdGE ColoGne.. Dem Bizatches LUVs IT!
GoTTA HoTTi HaVe BlAck EyE PenCil
JoRdaNA CLeAr MaScuLinE GuiDo NaiL SheeN
PiNkY BLiNG RiNg HoTTi StYle
SuMMeR CoLOR BronZer "GuiDo DORITO NaCHo Cheez CoLoR"
NaTiVe TaN. JuSt In caSe You Get Up whiLe thE Sun Be's ShiNNiN
Hi GLoSS PinK StrawBeRRy LiP GLoSS fOr DeM MACkin TimEs



People who type like that should be shot on sight.

Dooley Womack
01-22-06, 06:59 PM
These jerks are begging to be punching bags.

But, does anyone else besides me find it troubling that racism and anti-Italian sentiments have been brought into this? And why is it so accepted, unlike bashings of other cultures and races? And the strange thing is that supposedly these chooches aren't even Italian.

Jersey Yankee
01-22-06, 07:01 PM
These jerks are begging to be punching bags.

But, does anyone else besides me find it troubling that racism and anti-Italian sentiments have been brought into this? And why is it so accepted, unlike bashings of other cultures and races? And the strange thing is that supposedly these chooches aren't even Italian.
Too many pages. I just surfed about the last 5, but saw a few remarks.

What kind of anti-Italian statements were made? Perhaps if these guys hadn't tried looking like the Gotti boys, maybe they wouldn't have had the backlash. If someone pretends to be Usher, Rickie Martin, they may get lots of flack also.

Dooley Womack
01-22-06, 07:08 PM
Too many pages. I just surfed about the last 5, but saw a few remarks.

What kind of anti-Italian statements were made? Perhaps if these guys hadn't tried looking like the Gotti boys, maybe they wouldn't have had the backlash. If someone pretends to be Usher, Rickie Martin, they may get lots of flack also.

Plenty of anti-Italian remarks were made, all typical and some that you and I would figure to be made even if we didn't read that thread.

The Gotti's don't represent all Italians as you know. I don't think that if a person tried to be like Usher or Ricky Martin, that "blackness" or Hispanic-bashing would normally be the response. If some toothless yahoo (or even our next door neighbor) DID happen to bring up their respective culture or color of their skin, there would be an uproar that you aren't seeing when the victims are Italian, Irish or Jewish for some odd reason.

That's just the way it is in today's society - be sensitive but be selective to whom you're sensitive...

Archer1979
01-22-06, 07:13 PM
These jerks are begging to be punching bags.

But, does anyone else besides me find it troubling that racism and anti-Italian sentiments have been brought into this? And why is it so accepted, unlike bashings of other cultures and races? And the strange thing is that supposedly these chooches aren't even Italian.


Speaking from my experience as a Hungarian Quaker, which is none, I abhor racism, sexism, or any ism of any kind.

Now if you'll excuse me, there is a Mongolian lettuce worshipper at my door asking for money for her brothel. I've got to go kick some ass.

Archer1979
01-22-06, 07:15 PM
Plenty of anti-Italian remarks were made, all typical and some that you and I would figure to be made even if we didn't read that thread.

The Gotti's don't represent all Italians as you know. I don't think that if a person tried to be like Usher or Ricky Martin, that "blackness" or Hispanic-bashing would normally be the response. If some toothless yahoo (or even our next door neighbor) DID happen to bring up their respective culture or color of their skin, there would be an uproar that you aren't seeing when the victims are Italian, Irish or Jewish for some odd reason.

That's just the way it is in today's society - be sensitive but be selective to whom you're sensitive...

I dated an Italian girl when I was in college.

Hottest chick I ever dated outside of my wife.

Gave credence to the bathroom wall poetry I once found that said "It doesn't matter how good looking she is, there's someone out there who's sick of her isht."

Dooley Womack
01-22-06, 07:15 PM
Speaking from my experience as a Hungarian Quaker, which is none, I abhor racism, sexism, or any ism of any kind.

Now if you'll excuse me, there is a Mongolian lettuce worshipper at my door asking for money for her brothel. I've got to go kick some ass.

You freakin' Hung Oatmeal maker. You're all the same.

Dooley Womack
01-22-06, 07:23 PM
I dated an Italian girl when I was in college.

Hottest chick I ever dated outside of my wife.

Gave credence to the bathroom wall poetry I once found that said "It doesn't matter how good looking she is, there's someone out there who's sick of her isht."

Speaking of Italian cuties, what a shame that this one is with this broomhead in that funny shirt. The clown in the background is another pissuh:

Archer1979
01-22-06, 07:42 PM
Speaking of Italian cuties, what a shame that this one is with this broomhead in that funny shirt. The clown in the background is another pissuh:

He resembles either Harpo or Chico Marx a little too much and my ex-girlfriend was blonde.

#1PaFan
01-22-06, 07:47 PM
He resembles either Harpo or Chico Marx a little too much and my ex-girlfriend was blonde.

LMFFAO! Yes he does! :lol:

PinstripePride
01-22-06, 08:21 PM
Speaking of Italian cuties, what a shame that this one is with this broomhead in that funny shirt.

That is a shame.

NelsonMuntz
01-22-06, 08:39 PM
These jerks are begging to be punching bags.

But, does anyone else besides me find it troubling that racism and anti-Italian sentiments have been brought into this? And why is it so accepted, unlike bashings of other cultures and races? And the strange thing is that supposedly these chooches aren't even Italian.
I hear you Dooley. For some reason it's okay to stereotype all Italian-Americans as Mafia affiliates, pizzeria owners, or tough guys from Brooklyn. The Irish are basically treated the same way. For some reason it's okay to stereotype all Irish as big drinkers.

chanman7483
01-22-06, 08:40 PM
Speaking of Italian cuties, what a shame that this one is with this broomhead in that funny shirt. The clown in the background is another pissuh:

What's wrong w/ him? I'm a straight dude but he's not an ugly guy and I have a shirt just like his...

I know it's all in good fun, but I think some of comments are out of line and against community standards... I have guido(not as "guido" as some of these guys tho) friends and I don't think it's okay that we go bash people for whatever reason... it's not cool.

Why don't I post some pics of some ugly/nerdy/(insert socially unacceptable defect) and make fun of them? Why don't I call them fatasses, retards, fags, etc? First, because I have class, and second, that's just the way they are. If I did, I'd be banned.

I recommend closing the thread.

NelsonMuntz
01-22-06, 08:43 PM
What's wrong w/ him? I'm a straight dude but he's not an ugly guy and I have a shirt just like his...
For starters:
1) The diamond stud earing
2) The shirt unbuttoned to his navel
3) The ridiculous chain around his neck
4) The Dan Fielding hairdo

and he looks like he might be wearing lipgloss.

chanman7483
01-22-06, 08:45 PM
For starters:
1) The diamond stud earing
2) The shirt unbuttoned to his navel
3) The ridiculous chain around his neck
4) The Dan Fielding hairdo

Despite that, he still has a GORGEOUS girl on his arm.

NelsonMuntz
01-22-06, 08:46 PM
Despite that, he still has a GORGEOUS girl on his arm.
Well I won't fault him for that. That's more a reflection of her bad taste.

chanman7483
01-22-06, 08:48 PM
Well I won't fault him for that. That's more a reflection of her bad taste.

:lol:

Still though I think that this thread is on it's way to setting a precedent that is 1)classless and 2) against community standards if it remains open.

Smithers
01-22-06, 09:16 PM
Despite that, he still has a GORGEOUS girl on his arm.

i've never understood that. it drives me crazy. i was at some cigar bar in red bank last night and i couldnt understand what women see in them. seriously, they all look the same.

__starr69
01-22-06, 09:18 PM
I'm a straight female, but I could do without reading the references to homosexuality. What an insult to the GLBT community.

I'd also like to point out that they're more manicured than I have ever been in my entire life.

It's amazing how they actually think people in their right minds find this attractive.

chanman7483
01-22-06, 09:33 PM
i've never understood that. it drives me crazy. i was at some cigar bar in red bank last night and i couldnt understand what women see in them. seriously, they all look the same.

I can understand how you think they all look the same... b/c well... they do. But what's wrong w/ looking the same? I mean it'd be one thing if you were to say - "why is she with him... he's ugly and has no teeth", but it's "why is she with him - he looks like the guy next to him and the guy next to him". If there were a billion Jessica Alba clones, believe me, I wouldn't be complaining.

Dooley Womack
01-22-06, 11:43 PM
What's wrong w/ him? I'm a straight dude but he's not an ugly guy and I have a shirt just like his...

I know it's all in good fun, but I think some of comments are out of line and against community standards... I have guido(not as "guido" as some of these guys tho) friends and I don't think it's okay that we go bash people for whatever reason... it's not cool.

Why don't I post some pics of some ugly/nerdy/(insert socially unacceptable defect) and make fun of them? Why don't I call them fatasses, retards, fags, etc? First, because I have class, and second, that's just the way they are. If I did, I'd be banned.

I recommend closing the thread.

I guess you had no stomach for the Hottest Female contest either and recommended its closing.

Listen, I'm not sure if you read my other post (which I'll link), but in many ways I'm in agreement with you. To lump all Italians, Irish, Blacks or Asians because of some misfits- YES they are misfits- that might belong to any of those groups, isn't fair.

As an American with Italian roots on my mother's side (my greatt grandmother was born there) I can tell you that certain "Guidos" are vile and classless (classless - I'm not sure if you're saying I am for dissing the chooch in that pic) and deserve a good beating -verbal and sometimes physical (when they get physical which they are prone to do)- because of their sh*tty attitudes toward women and people in general. As a matter of fact, taking them on one on one isn't very hard - I've been there a few times. Piece of cake.

As for the shirt? Lose it, bro. ;)

http://forums.nyyfans.com/showpost.php?p=3016579&postcount=75
http://forums.nyyfans.com/showpost.php?p=3016589&postcount=77

Dooley Womack
01-22-06, 11:57 PM
Despite that, he still has a GORGEOUS girl on his arm.

Gorgeous, yes, but if you don't meet her standards of being a wannabe tough guy with lip gloss, have plucked eyebrows that arch, shirts unbuttoned to the navel, hair that takes jar of gel to get that broom/troll look, of being a homophobe who's only one quick bj by a pretty boy from turning closeted gay, you ain't gonna cut it. As I said, I'm part Italian. I can take one look at his pic and pretty much tell you his life story.

I think that it's more of her taste than the amount of gorgeous girls he could nail.

And for whatever it's worth, I've had girls that were as gorgeous if not more. As a matter of fact the reason she caught my eye is that she looks eerily similar to my lady, only a bit younger. And I didn't even have to wear a polyester shirt, snarl like Billy Idol or have my hair stand up like Bozo.

Dooley Womack
01-22-06, 11:59 PM
I hear you Dooley. For some reason it's okay to stereotype all Italian-Americans as Mafia affiliates, pizzeria owners, or tough guys from Brooklyn. The Irish are basically treated the same way. For some reason it's okay to stereotype all Irish as big drinkers.

Exactly. Irish, Polish, Italian, etc. Take your pick and bash away with no consequence from the masses.

Kulish29
01-23-06, 12:02 AM
Exactly. Irish, Polish, Italian, etc. Take your pick and bash away with no consequences from the masses.

It's funny that people like to stereo-type Polish people as stupid, but yet there are more Polish millionaires in the world than anyone else.

ring403
01-23-06, 12:09 AM
I think it's pretty apparent that the joke is over, and this thread has run it's course. Let's move on before things go any further.