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wexy
01-17-06, 12:38 PM
From across the pond

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/01/17/uk.parrot/index.html

gdn
01-17-06, 12:44 PM
Didn't this happen a while ago with a different couple, but that time it was the man who was cheating?

Tifoso
01-17-06, 12:44 PM
:lol:

Clive
01-17-06, 01:01 PM
I used to think life imitates art.

Now it imitates Bud Light commercials. :lol:

LilChief
01-17-06, 01:12 PM
I used to think life imitates art.

Now it imitates Bud Light commercials. :lol:

Surely you're not implying that the Bud Light commercial is not artistic??? :jaw-drop: :P :roflmao:

penguin4
01-18-06, 12:49 AM
I love how the guy doesn't miss his girlfriend but he misses the parrot. But then, I shouldn't expect much more from a computer programmer.;)

yankeebot
01-18-06, 05:28 AM
This reminds me of a joke:


A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?"

The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot."

"Holy moley," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!"

"I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird."

"Oh yeah?" the guy asks, "then answer this -- how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?"

"Well," the parrot says, "this is embarrassing but since you asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers."

"Wow," says the guy. "You really can understand and speak English can't you?"

"Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion."

The guy looks at the $200 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't afford that."

"Pssssssst," says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20; just make the guy an offer!"

The guy offers $20 and walks out with the parrot.

Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor, he's interesting, a great pal and he understands everything, He sympathizes, and he's insightful. The guy is delighted.

One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes, "Psssssssssssst," and motions him over with one wing. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman."

"What are you talking about?" asks the guy.

"When the postman delivered the mail today, your wife greeted him at the door in a sheer black nightie."

"WHAT???" the guy asks incredulously. "THEN what happened?"

"Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nightie and began petting her all over," reported the parrot.

"NO!" he exclaims. "And she let him?"

"Yes. Then he continued taking off the nightie, got down on his
knees and began to kiss her all over..."

Then the frantic guy demands, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?"

"Damned if I know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch!"

LilChief
01-18-06, 08:00 AM
:doh: :giveup: :roflmao: Oh Boy...the visual...

Jersey Yankee
01-18-06, 02:56 PM
The parrot had a woody and fell off his perch!!! :D

CoyoteYankee
01-18-06, 04:03 PM
Taylor acquired Ziggy as a chick eight years ago and named him after the David Bowie character Ziggy Stardust.

I don't know what is wrong with me but I read this sentence and thought that they were saying that the guy Chris was a chick (girl) when he bought the bird. I had to read it three times before I figured it out! :doh:

Hitman23
01-18-06, 04:12 PM
I love how the guy doesn't miss his girlfriend but he misses the parrot. But then, I shouldn't expect much more from a computer programmer.;)She cheated on him. Eff her. I'd be more upset about the parrott as well.

Jersey Yankee
01-18-06, 05:48 PM
She cheated on him. Eff her. I'd be more upset about the parrott as well.
We need some threads about why a parrot is better than a chick. Sorta like those "Why Beer is better than a girlfriend" types of things.

Hey, at least you can get h**d w/o asking, and you're the only one to pop that top, guaranteed.

Dave Visbeck
01-19-06, 02:22 AM
Glad she got the bird from the bird. :)

DontHateOnNumber2
01-19-06, 08:50 AM
I heard about this on the radio, I thought it was funny. I felt bad for the guy though because of course he was cheated on, but the way he found out had me laughing a bit.

Evil Empire
01-19-06, 10:16 AM
She cheated on him. Eff her. I'd be more upset about the parrott as well.

I agree. She's a skanky ho. The bird is an honest, fun loving aviator.