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wexy
01-17-06, 01:38 PM
From across the pond

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/01/17/uk.parrot/index.html

gdn
01-17-06, 01:44 PM
Didn't this happen a while ago with a different couple, but that time it was the man who was cheating?

Tifoso
01-17-06, 01:44 PM
:lol:

Clive
01-17-06, 02:01 PM
I used to think life imitates art.

Now it imitates Bud Light commercials. :lol:

LilChief
01-17-06, 02:12 PM
I used to think life imitates art.

Now it imitates Bud Light commercials. :lol:

Surely you're not implying that the Bud Light commercial is not artistic??? :jaw-drop: :P :roflmao:

penguin4
01-18-06, 01:49 AM
I love how the guy doesn't miss his girlfriend but he misses the parrot. But then, I shouldn't expect much more from a computer programmer.;)

yankeebot
01-18-06, 06:28 AM
This reminds me of a joke:


A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?"

The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot."

"Holy moley," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!"

"I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird."

"Oh yeah?" the guy asks, "then answer this -- how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?"

"Well," the parrot says, "this is embarrassing but since you asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers."

"Wow," says the guy. "You really can understand and speak English can't you?"

"Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion."

The guy looks at the $200 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't afford that."

"Pssssssst," says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20; just make the guy an offer!"

The guy offers $20 and walks out with the parrot.

Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor, he's interesting, a great pal and he understands everything, He sympathizes, and he's insightful. The guy is delighted.

One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes, "Psssssssssssst," and motions him over with one wing. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman."

"What are you talking about?" asks the guy.

"When the postman delivered the mail today, your wife greeted him at the door in a sheer black nightie."

"WHAT???" the guy asks incredulously. "THEN what happened?"

"Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nightie and began petting her all over," reported the parrot.

"NO!" he exclaims. "And she let him?"

"Yes. Then he continued taking off the nightie, got down on his
knees and began to kiss her all over..."

Then the frantic guy demands, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?"

"Damned if I know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch!"

LilChief
01-18-06, 09:00 AM
:doh: :giveup: :roflmao: Oh Boy...the visual...

Jersey Yankee
01-18-06, 03:56 PM
The parrot had a woody and fell off his perch!!! :D

CoyoteYankee
01-18-06, 05:03 PM
Taylor acquired Ziggy as a chick eight years ago and named him after the David Bowie character Ziggy Stardust.

I don't know what is wrong with me but I read this sentence and thought that they were saying that the guy Chris was a chick (girl) when he bought the bird. I had to read it three times before I figured it out! :doh:

Hitman23
01-18-06, 05:12 PM
I love how the guy doesn't miss his girlfriend but he misses the parrot. But then, I shouldn't expect much more from a computer programmer.;)She cheated on him. Eff her. I'd be more upset about the parrott as well.

Jersey Yankee
01-18-06, 06:48 PM
She cheated on him. Eff her. I'd be more upset about the parrott as well.
We need some threads about why a parrot is better than a chick. Sorta like those "Why Beer is better than a girlfriend" types of things.

Hey, at least you can get h**d w/o asking, and you're the only one to pop that top, guaranteed.

Dave Visbeck
01-19-06, 03:22 AM
Glad she got the bird from the bird. :)

DontHateOnNumber2
01-19-06, 09:50 AM
I heard about this on the radio, I thought it was funny. I felt bad for the guy though because of course he was cheated on, but the way he found out had me laughing a bit.

Evil Empire
01-19-06, 11:16 AM
She cheated on him. Eff her. I'd be more upset about the parrott as well.

I agree. She's a skanky ho. The bird is an honest, fun loving aviator.

Sunu
10-21-16, 02:02 AM
I agree. She's a skanky ho. The bird is an honest, fun loving aviator.

I think for the good deed the bird should be set free.

JL25and3
10-21-16, 05:44 AM
Quite the impressive bump.

Nome
10-21-16, 06:07 AM
I just wonder if I can believe it. It sounds like someone made it up to spice up an otherwise dull day


Andy

Hitman23
10-21-16, 03:51 PM
I love random bumps like this lol

JL25and3
10-21-16, 04:15 PM
Before today, the last post in this thread was six months before I joined the site.

YankeePride1967
10-21-16, 08:58 PM
I love random bumps like this lol

You're a random bump.

NJ Fan
10-21-16, 09:19 PM
Wow...When I opened this thread and saw that wexy was the thread-starter, I thought he had come back! I miss those bizarre, hilarious stories he used to post. I was ROFLMAO before that was even a thing! Remember when he was away on vacation and other posters would write the stories as if they were wexy? :lol::roflmao:

Soriambi
10-21-16, 09:36 PM
Wow...When I opened this thread and saw that wexy was the thread-starter, I thought he had come back! I miss those bizarre, hilarious stories he used to post. I was ROFLMAO before that was even a thing! Remember when he was away on vacation and other posters would write the stories as if they were wexy? :lol::roflmao:

Yep. If I remember correctly, that was JDPNYY's idea, to give credit where it's due. Good times.

YankeePride1967
10-21-16, 09:43 PM
Wow...When I opened this thread and saw that wexy was the thread-starter, I thought he had come back! I miss those bizarre, hilarious stories he used to post. I was ROFLMAO before that was even a thing! Remember when he was away on vacation and other posters would write the stories as if they were wexy? :lol::roflmao:

I am facebook friends with Wexy. Will tell him he is missed.

Soriambi
10-21-16, 09:46 PM
I am facebook friends with Wexy. Will tell him he is missed.

Better, tell him Andy isn't sure he buys the parrot story he posted. That will really confuse him.

YankeePride1967
10-21-16, 10:02 PM
Better, tell him Andy isn't sure he buys the parrot story he posted. That will really confuse him.

Lol..

Jersey Yankee
10-22-16, 08:16 AM
Wow...When I opened this thread and saw that wexy was the thread-starter, I thought he had come back! I miss those bizarre, hilarious stories he used to post. I was ROFLMAO before that was even a thing! Remember when he was away on vacation and other posters would write the stories as if they were wexy? :lol::roflmao:
Yes, I remember when others took turns being wexy. They made great efforts to do so.

I don't think anybody I've ever seen here could write a random, loving joyride about his frequent trips to the bagel store. All different, noting his Brooklyn Jewish roots. Those were what great writing were all about.

I'm very fortunate to have met him a few times, including at a Yankee game where he sold me a ticket next to him. We met up at the Yankee Eatery.

wexy's sister, Danmel, was also a beautiful human being, named after her son and daughter.

Let's not forget one of our favorite Paesans, Tifoso, who could crack you up with the jokes he would sneak in.

And Penguin4 (Tara) was a beautiful young lady who joined me in posting oldies but goodies historical Yankees pix.

Jersey Yankee
10-22-16, 08:23 AM
I am facebook friends with Wexy. Will tell him he is missed.
I've told him several times here and in person how much he's missed. Just to be around him and danmel is wonderful. As far as I'm concerned, he's always welcome.

JDPNYY
10-22-16, 08:41 AM
Yep. If I remember correctly, that was JDPNYY's idea, to give credit where it's due. Good times.

The call for volunteers:
http://www.nyyfansforum.com/showthread.php/77269-Volunteers-needed-for-Wexy-Fill-ins?highlight=wexy

The Instruction Thread & Schedule for volunteers:
http://www.nyyfansforum.com/showthread.php/77301-The-Wexy-Guest-Host-Instruction-(plus-Q-amp-A)-Thread?highlight=wexy

The Welcome Back thread - with links to all the wexy-fillin-story threads:
http://www.nyyfansforum.com/showthread.php/77575-Welcome-Home-Wexy?highlight=wexy

hellonewman
10-22-16, 08:49 AM
This is probably the most consequential weird random thread revival ever. How did it get revived? You be the judge

NJ Fan
10-22-16, 10:49 AM
Wow... Mickey was in that first thread John re-posted!

jlw1980
10-22-16, 10:57 AM
Wow... Mickey was in that first thread John re-posted!

Wow. Throwback.

JDPNYY
10-22-16, 02:24 PM
Wow... Mickey was in that first thread John re-posted!

Mickey's dead.

RYMASTER or Ryan_Yankees
10-22-16, 05:24 PM
mickey's dead.
:mickey:

NJ Fan
10-22-16, 06:07 PM
Mickey's dead.

Yes, I recall that about him. I also remember trying to take up a collection for a donation in his name. That is, before I was told the truth by Jim.

Nome
10-23-16, 09:08 AM
Better, tell him Andy isn't sure he buys the parrot story he posted. That will really confuse him.

It might give him a chuckle or two, but other than that, I doubt if he would give a darn


Andy

Soriambi
10-23-16, 09:52 AM
Yes, I recall that about him. I also remember trying to take up a collection for a donation in his name. That is, before I was told the truth by Jim.

What a weird time. What was the fake friend's name? Lousy Lenny?

JDPNYY
10-23-16, 01:02 PM
What a weird time. What was the fake friend's name? Lousy Lenny?

Here is the Mickey is Dead thread...

http://www.nyyfansforum.com/showthread.php/83947-We-ve-all-lost-a-great-friend-(?daysprune=-1

The Lenny Post:
http://www.nyyfansforum.com/showthread.php/83947-We-ve-all-lost-a-great-friend-(?p=2215540&viewfull=1#post2215540

The Outcome of the Duping:
http://www.nyyfansforum.com/showthread.php/84276-Notice-re-Mickey-(new-information-inside)?highlight=Mickey

JL25and3
10-23-16, 02:54 PM
Here is the Mickey is Dead thread...

http://www.nyyfansforum.com/showthread.php/83947-We-ve-all-lost-a-great-friend-(?daysprune=-1

The Lenny Post:
http://www.nyyfansforum.com/showthread.php/83947-We-ve-all-lost-a-great-friend-(?p=2215540&viewfull=1#post2215540

The Outcome of the Duping:
http://www.nyyfansforum.com/showthread.php/84276-Notice-re-Mickey-(new-information-inside)?highlight=Mickey

R.I.P. Mickey. Thoughts and prayers.

:mickey:

jlw1980
10-23-16, 03:11 PM
:mickey:

I'd forgotten about that. Heh.

jlw1980
10-23-16, 03:19 PM
Here is the Mickey is Dead thread...

http://www.nyyfansforum.com/showthread.php/83947-We-ve-all-lost-a-great-friend-(?daysprune=-1

The Lenny Post:
http://www.nyyfansforum.com/showthread.php/83947-We-ve-all-lost-a-great-friend-(?p=2215540&viewfull=1#post2215540

The Outcome of the Duping:
http://www.nyyfansforum.com/showthread.php/84276-Notice-re-Mickey-(new-information-inside)?highlight=Mickey

That was some seriously weird shi*.

NJ Fan
10-23-16, 05:54 PM
That was some seriously weird shi*.

It made me so angry and it really sickened me because my nephew was really battling leukemia at that time.

YankeePride1967
10-23-16, 10:11 PM
Rich (Wexy) said to say hello and wants to know if it was finally agreed we should get rid of Jeff Weaver.

NJ Fan
10-23-16, 11:07 PM
Rich (Wexy) said to say hello and wants to know if it was finally agreed we should get rid of Jeff Weaver.

:D Please tell him that Julie said hello.

Hitman23
10-24-16, 12:46 AM
First an epic bump then an epic hijack. We need an epic troll now.

YankeePride1967
10-24-16, 06:13 AM
:D Please tell him that Julie said hello.

I did :)

jlw1980
10-24-16, 03:22 PM
Rich (Wexy) said to say hello and wants to know if it was finally agreed we should get rid of Jeff Weaver.

I'm going to head over and tell him that he needs to make a return appearance here.

Jersey Yankee
10-24-16, 05:47 PM
Rich (Wexy) said to say hello and wants to know if it was finally agreed we should get rid of Jeff Weaver.
Tell him that I'll meet him at the Yankee Eatery and we can watch a game if he returns. Just for the love of it.

Jersey Yankee
10-24-16, 05:49 PM
First an epic bump then an epic hijack. We need an epic troll now.
^^ The Epic Troll ^^

*runs & hides*

THEBOSS84
10-25-16, 03:16 PM
So weird - this is from today -

http://nypost.com/2016/10/25/parrot-outs-husband-cheating-with-maid/

NJ Fan
10-26-16, 08:32 AM
So weird - this is from today -

http://nypost.com/2016/10/25/parrot-outs-husband-cheating-with-maid/

THAT is bizarre!!!!

Hitman23
10-31-16, 06:52 AM
lol that's an unbelievable coincidence! Turns out epic bump was indeed epic.