Top Ten Things Heard @ Irabu's Expos Debut...

[Ansky39]

10) vous puez! (you stink)

9) J'ai un citron! (I got a lemon)

8) revenir à nouvelle! [york] (go back to new york)

7) ou est mon revolver? (where is my gun?)

6) nous faisions une gros huer huer (we made a big bu bu)

5) douze la manufacture dollars!?! ($12million dollars!?!)

4) le c'est état du terrain à être une long l'année (It’s gonna be a long year)

3) Je veux mon l'argent verso (I want my money back)

2) vont montagne! (Go Hillary!)

1) ronflant (snoring)


Irabu's #'s:

2ip, 8h, 6r, 6er, 1bb, 4k, 2hr, 27.00era 2wp

who gave me this damn team anyway...

well at least my nl team leads the majors in three areas:

Errors, losses, and irabu-bu’s...

It’s rough being an expos fan man...

cela est la vie http://www.Bronx-Bombers.com/ubb/frown.gif

p.s. on the bright side the best kept secret in baseball, Vladimir Guerero is having a great start:

.714ba, 1.571slg, 11tb, .714obp, 5rbi, 2hr 7ab



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a39/55, bthgaPrez, shotgun's partner in crime & orangema's favorite son...

26 in 2000

God, I LOVE baseball...

[orangemom]

OMG, that is so funny! First you make me cry with that post about Cindy Lloyd, now immediately after I am laughing at this one. My daughter thinks I've lost my mind.

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orangema
ansky39's favorite mom
"Every season has its peaks and valleys. What you have to try to do is eliminate the Grand Canyon." Andy VanSlyke

[yanksgirl24]

first off, lol, those were pretty funny.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ansky39:

well at least my nl team leads the majors in three areas:

Errors, losses, and irabu-bu’s...

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and you were making fun of my mutts...uh i mean mets! http://www.Bronx-Bombers.com/ubb/tongue.gif



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"We're a great team. Nothing can change that. Nothing can change greatness."

[Bluesexy's daddy]

LMAO.....

Wish Guerrero had wandered into a YANKEE try out camp instead of the Expos camp. The Dodgers turned him down after watching a breif try out!!!!!!! Vladimir wanted to paly for the Dodgers. They could have had him for nothing!!!! Amazing.



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82 years......

My GOD ! That's 4 times longer than Odyseus' journey home from Troy !!

A story too long for Homer to tell.

[smr15]

Ansky - That's the funniest damn thing I've read in a long time.

You the man.

Now I remember why I come to the forums - to be entertained!!

Sue

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"When I was a little boy, I wanted to be a baseball player and join the circus. With the Yankees, I've accomplished both." - Graig Nettles

[Superunknown]

ROTFL! Hey, those are great!

Dave Barry once wrote a column about Canadian baseball and suggested that the French Canadians heckle the players with taunts of "Voux bum!" But yours are better!

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Pardon me while I burn and rise above the flame