View Full Version : Top Ten Things Heard @ Irabu's Expos Debut...

04-05-00, 02:03 PM
10) vous puez! (you stink)

9) J'ai un citron! (I got a lemon)

8) revenir ŗ nouvelle! [york] (go back to new york)

7) ou est mon revolver? (where is my gun?)

6) nous faisions une gros huer huer (we made a big bu bu)

5) douze la manufacture dollars!?! ($12million dollars!?!)

4) le c'est ťtat du terrain ŗ Ítre une long l'annťe (Itís gonna be a long year)

3) Je veux mon l'argent verso (I want my money back)

2) vont montagne! (Go Hillary!)

1) ronflant (snoring)

Irabu's #'s:

2ip, 8h, 6r, 6er, 1bb, 4k, 2hr, 27.00era 2wp

who gave me this damn team anyway...

well at least my nl team leads the majors in three areas:

Errors, losses, and irabu-buís...

Itís rough being an expos fan man...

cela est la vie http://www.Bronx-Bombers.com/ubb/frown.gif

p.s. on the bright side the best kept secret in baseball, Vladimir Guerero is having a great start:

.714ba, 1.571slg, 11tb, .714obp, 5rbi, 2hr 7ab

a39/55, bthgaPrez, shotgun's partner in crime & orangema's favorite son...

26 in 2000

God, I LOVE baseball...

04-05-00, 02:16 PM
OMG, that is so funny! First you make me cry with that post about Cindy Lloyd, now immediately after I am laughing at this one. My daughter thinks I've lost my mind.

ansky39's favorite mom
"Every season has its peaks and valleys. What you have to try to do is eliminate the Grand Canyon." Andy VanSlyke

04-05-00, 02:23 PM
first off, lol, those were pretty funny.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ansky39:

well at least my nl team leads the majors in three areas:

Errors, losses, and irabu-buís...


and you were making fun of my mutts...uh i mean mets! http://www.Bronx-Bombers.com/ubb/tongue.gif

"We're a great team. Nothing can change that. Nothing can change greatness."

Bluesexy's daddy
04-05-00, 06:49 PM

Wish Guerrero had wandered into a YANKEE try out camp instead of the Expos camp. The Dodgers turned him down after watching a breif try out!!!!!!! Vladimir wanted to paly for the Dodgers. They could have had him for nothing!!!! Amazing.

82 years......

My GOD ! That's 4 times longer than Odyseus' journey home from Troy !!

A story too long for Homer to tell.

04-06-00, 09:02 AM
Ansky - That's the funniest damn thing I've read in a long time.

You the man.

Now I remember why I come to the forums - to be entertained!!


"When I was a little boy, I wanted to be a baseball player and join the circus. With the Yankees, I've accomplished both." - Graig Nettles

04-07-00, 02:43 AM
ROTFL! Hey, those are great!

Dave Barry once wrote a column about Canadian baseball and suggested that the French Canadians heckle the players with taunts of "Voux bum!" But yours are better!

Pardon me while I burn and rise above the flame