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CF#5
10-07-02, 09:06 PM
Ok, here's how it works. I'll give an answer, then you have to make up the question. You also have to make up an answer for the next question.

For instance, I could make up this answer: THOUSANDS OF KILLER BEES.

So you would reply with the question: WHAT IS THAT HUMMING NOISE COMING FROM YOUR PANTS?

You would then have to also make up the answer to the next question, such as: IT'S PLUMMETING.

CF#5
10-07-02, 09:07 PM
Q: How is Nick Johnson's trade value looking right now?


A: It will only take a minute.

Coney36
10-07-02, 09:09 PM
Originally posted by CF#5
Q: How is Nick Johnson's trade value looking right now?


A: It will only take a minute.

Q: How long will it take for me to fall asleep tonight?

A: Long chapters of heavy textbooks.

CF#5
10-07-02, 09:10 PM
Q. What's the only thing less interesting than indoor lacrosse?

A. Strawberries and whipped cream.

TAG
10-08-02, 02:56 AM
Originally posted by CF#5
Q. What's the only thing less interesting than indoor lacrosse?

A. Strawberries and whipped cream.
Q. What is a tasty treat?

A. Big Old Dog

Coney36
10-08-02, 10:09 AM
Originally posted by TAG

Q. What is a tasty treat?

A. Big Old Dog

Q: What will Clifford be in ten human years?

A: Lost pin.

PalmerGA
10-08-02, 10:56 AM
Originally posted by Coney36


Q: What will Clifford be in ten human years?

A: Lost pin.

Q: What are you most likely to find when walking barefoot on deep-pile carpet?

A: About three and a half tons

Winger03
10-08-02, 11:53 AM
Originally posted by PalmerGA


Q: What are you most likely to find when walking barefoot on deep-pile carpet?

A: About three and a half tons

Q: What is the total weight of the cash George will have to pay into the new revenue sharing program next season?

A: An empty locker

CF#5
10-08-02, 12:14 PM
What are there 25 of in the Yankee clubhouse right now?


Peas and carrots.

PalmerGA
10-08-02, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by CF#5
Q: What are there 25 of in the Yankee clubhouse right now?


A: Peas and carrots.

Q: What hurts the most blowing out your nose when you puke?

A: Somewhere between 18 inches and 2 feet.

CF#5
10-08-02, 09:40 PM
How big is your bat?


Styrofoam and cardboard.

Superunknown
10-10-02, 12:38 AM
Q. What are the two primary ingredients found in school cafeteria meatloaf?

A. Fast asleep on the living room sofa.

CF#5
10-10-02, 01:23 AM
Where is my walrus?


Dippin Dots and Frosty Bites.

DABSY
10-10-02, 01:31 AM
what are my favorite snacks at yankee stadium especially dippin dots MMMM

A: Jeff weaver

PalmerGA
10-10-02, 07:47 AM
Originally posted by DABSY
A: Jeff weaver

Q: Where would I go to get a nice, hand made, Jeff?

A: Not as much as you'd think.

CF#5
10-10-02, 01:04 PM
Q. How much does Steinbrenner pay to the city of New York in rent for the use of Yankee Stadium?


A. Visa or MasterCard

Yanksagain
10-10-02, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by CF#5
Q. How much does Steinbrenner pay to the city of New York in rent for the use of Yankee Stadium?


A. Visa or MasterCard

Q. What do I use when I click on that PAYPAL donate link on this website?

A. Some people get all the breaks

Hitman23
10-11-02, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by Yanksagain
A. Some people get all the breaks

Q-What did the Mets players say when they learned how many chances George gave Steve Howe??

A- franks and beans

CF#5
10-11-02, 03:00 PM
What's that nasty smell?


Root canal.

PinstripeFanatic
10-12-02, 08:45 PM
Originally posted by CF#5
What's that smell?


Root canal.

Q: What might David Wells have to get this offseason? ;)

A: Tim McCarver

CF#5
10-12-02, 10:22 PM
Who is that big annoying jerk who doesn't know what the hell he is talking about?


Vicotin and vallium.

Hitman23
10-15-02, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by CF#5
Vicotin and vallium.

What should we put in Ecksteins drink to calm to doofy SOB down??

Urinal cake

CF#5
10-15-02, 11:02 PM
What's that nice smell?


Too much damn money.

Buckeye Yank
10-16-02, 10:51 AM
Originally posted by CF#5
What's that nice smell?


Too much damn money.

Q: What is the average MLB salary?

A: Spongebob Squarepants!!!

TAG
10-16-02, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by Buckeye Yank


Q: What is the average MLB salary?

A: Spongebob Squarepants!!!
Q: What is your favorite cartoon?

A: A boat

Buckeye Yank
10-16-02, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by TAG

Q: What is your favorite cartoon?

A: A boat

Q: How will Bernie depart the Yankee Survivor island?

A: A bar of soap.

Yankchic22
10-16-02, 04:08 PM
Q: What did Mike Piazza use to get Mo Vaughn to notice him in the shower?


A: 10 O'Clock news

CF#5
10-16-02, 10:01 PM
Where'd you hear that Lou Piniella is going the replace Joe Torre as Yankee manager in 2003?


Last Licks.

Buckeye Yank
10-17-02, 08:07 AM
Originally posted by CF#5
Where'd you hear that Lou Piniella is going the replace Joe Torre as Yankee manager in 2003?


Last Licks.

Q: What is the name of Piazza's new hit single?

A: Rubber ducky

TAG
10-18-02, 02:43 AM
Originally posted by Buckeye Yank


Q: What is the name of Piazza's new hit single?

A: A Rubber ducky
Q:What does Mike Piazza take with him to the tub?
A:Three's A company

Hitman23
10-18-02, 03:59 PM
Originally posted by TAG
A:Three's A company

Q - what happens when you mean to say "Three's a crowd" but just got finished watching "Three's Company?" :D

A - I think the fish was bad

Buckeye Yank
10-18-02, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by Hitman23


Q - what happens when you mean to say "Three's a crowd" but just got finished watching "Three's Company?" :D

A - I think the fish was bad

Q: What did one blind man say to another when walking past a restaraunt in the red light district?

A: 4X4

TAG
10-18-02, 11:47 PM
Originally posted by Buckeye Yank


Q: What did one blind man say to another when walking past a restaraunt in the red light district?

A: 4X4
Q:Give me a problem that equals 16

A: A guy

CF#5
10-19-02, 09:21 AM
Who did you see in the subway?


Times Square

TAG
10-19-02, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by CF#5
Who did you see in the subway?


Times Square
Q:Where are you meeting him?

A:New York

PalmerGA
10-19-02, 07:13 PM
Originally posted by TAG

Q:Where are you meeting him?

A:New York Q: What do you need when your old york wears out?

A: Three and a half inches!

CF#5
10-19-02, 08:12 PM
LOL, I really shouldn't, because I don't want to get banned. Anyway.........


Q: How big is your.................


...............


.............................


______________________________ cell phone?


A: wood and aluminum

TAG
10-19-02, 09:31 PM
Originally posted by CF#5
LOL, I really shouldn't, because I don't want to get banned. Anyway.........


Q: How big is your.................


...............


.............................


______________________________ cell phone?


A: wood and aluminum
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Q: What is that made out of?

A: Angels

CF#5
10-19-02, 09:49 PM
Who is going to win the World Serious?


Doc, Dave, Darryl, & Mel

TAG
10-19-02, 10:42 PM
Originally posted by CF#5
Who is going to win the World Serious?


Doc, Dave, Darryl, & Mel
Q: Can you name four guys that at one time played for The Yankees?

A:Volcano

CF#5
10-20-02, 10:05 PM
Q: Hot lava? Hot lava? CHEF!


A: No one goes there anymore, it's too crowded.

TAG
10-21-02, 12:20 AM
Originally posted by CF#5
Q: Hot lava? Hot lava? CHEF!


A: No one goes there anymore, it's too crowded.

Q: Why have you stopped going to your favorite club?

A: A Hot dog

Buckeye Yank
10-21-02, 10:26 AM
Originally posted by TAG


Q: Why have you stopped going to your favorite club?

A: A Hot dog

Q: What is Piazza's favorite meal?

A: Pink elephants

CF#5
10-21-02, 02:30 PM
What did you see flying over the World's Largest Blue and Orange Eyesore/Toilet Bowl near the airport?


books and magazines.

Hitman23
10-21-02, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by CF#5
books and magazines.

Q- What do I keep a steady supply of in my bathroom?


A- red onions

Coney36
10-21-02, 07:46 PM
Originally posted by Hitman23


Q- What do I keep a steady supply of in my bathroom?


A- red onions

Q: What do I NOT want on my burger?

A: Hearts

CF#5
10-21-02, 07:48 PM
What do you have besides diamonds?


cell phones and batteries

noodle
10-21-02, 07:50 PM
Originally posted by CF#5
What do you have besides diamonds?


cell phones and batteries

Q: What can some people not live without?

A: Boogers

TAG
10-21-02, 10:01 PM
Originally posted by noodle


Q: What can some people not live without?

A: Boogers
Q: What is that sticking out of your nose?

A: Singing

Buckeye Yank
10-21-02, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by TAG
A: Singing

Q: What am I NO good at doing?

A: Thurman Munson

PalmerGA
10-22-02, 11:21 AM
Originally posted by Buckeye Yank


Q: What am I NO good at doing?

A: Thurman Munson

Q: Who would you NOT want flying your plane?

A: Easy on the eyes.

TAG
10-23-02, 01:07 AM
Originally posted by PalmerGA


Q: Who would you NOT want flying your plane?

A: Easy on the eyes.
Q: What do you say to your eye doctor when he examines you?

A: Cheers

CF#5
10-23-02, 01:47 AM
What was the highlight of Ted Danson's career?


labels and stickers

Hitman23
10-23-02, 01:51 PM
Originally posted by CF#5
labels and stickers

Q - What makes opening a new CD a half hour task??

A - the yellow line in the middle of the road

Buckeye Yank
10-24-02, 11:15 AM
Originally posted by Hitman23


Q - What makes opening a new CD a half hour task??

A - the yellow line in the middle of the road

Q: What NOT to aim for when driving drunk?

A: #23

TAG
10-24-02, 10:51 PM
Originally posted by Buckeye Yank


Q: What NOT to aim for when driving drunk?

A: #23
Q: What was Don Mattingly's number?

A: Scarecrow

Buckeye Yank
10-25-02, 07:55 AM
Originally posted by TAG

Q: What was Don Mattingly's number?

A: Scarecrow

Q: Who was Mrs. King's love interest?

A: Two guys, a girl and a pizza shop.

Hitman23
10-25-02, 12:34 PM
Originally posted by Buckeye Yank
A: Two guys, a girl and a pizza shop.

Q - How does a kinky night start??

A - the third rail

Buckeye Yank
10-28-02, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by Hitman23


Q - How does a kinky night start??

A - the third rail

Q: What should avoid when jumping accross the tracks?

A: Halloween

TAG
10-30-02, 12:50 AM
Originally posted by Buckeye Yank


Q: What should avoid when jumping accross the tracks?

A: Halloween
Q: What is the next holiday?

A:Socks

Buckeye Yank
10-30-02, 09:21 AM
Originally posted by TAG

Q: What is the next holiday?

A:Socks

Q: What not to wear to bed when setting a romantic tone?

A: Pencil sharpener

CF#5
10-30-02, 10:02 AM
What made Bubba bleed in the Oval Office?


Batty bats and Spooky ghosts

TAG
11-02-02, 01:06 AM
Originally posted by CF#5
What made Bubba bleed in the Oval Office?


Batty bats and Spooky ghosts
Q:What was mostly everyone wearing at the Halloween party you went to last night?

A: Dreams

CF#5
11-03-02, 10:08 AM
Where's the only place Mike Piazza will ever wear a World Championship Ring?


papers and receipts

TAG
11-06-02, 01:21 AM
Originally posted by CF#5
Where's the only place Mike Piazza will ever wear a World Championship Ring?


papers and receipts
Q: What are you looking through?

A: Dancing

Buckeye Yank
11-07-02, 12:41 AM
Originally posted by TAG

Q: What are you looking through?

A: Dancing

Q: What is Piazza doing over there with that guy?

A: Frosty

CF#5
11-07-02, 09:31 AM
What's the best thing to eat at Wendy's?


The check is in the mail.

TAG
11-09-02, 06:39 PM
Originally posted by CF#5
What's the best thing to eat at Wendy's?


The check is in the mail.
Q: Do you have the rent?

A: Love

Hitman23
11-12-02, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by TAG
A: Love

what's the hardest 4 letter word to say??

don we now our gay apparel :lol:

CF#5
11-12-02, 02:11 PM
What are you and Mikey boy Piazza going to be doing in about 5 minutes?


Credit card bills and bank loans.

TAG
11-13-02, 09:56 PM
Q:What have you not paid in the last 6 months?

A: Avon