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Ok, here's how it works. I'll give an answer, then you have to make up the question. You also have to make up an answer for the next question.
For instance, I could make up this answer: THOUSANDS OF KILLER BEES.
So you would reply with the question: WHAT IS THAT HUMMING NOISE COMING FROM YOUR PANTS?
You would then have to also make up the answer to the next question, such as: IT'S PLUMMETING.
Q: How is Nick Johnson's trade value looking right now?
A: It will only take a minute.
Coney36
10-07-02, 09:09 PM
Originally posted by CF#5
Q: How is Nick Johnson's trade value looking right now?
A: It will only take a minute.
Q: How long will it take for me to fall asleep tonight?
A: Long chapters of heavy textbooks.
Q. What's the only thing less interesting than indoor lacrosse?
A. Strawberries and whipped cream.
Originally posted by CF#5
Q. What's the only thing less interesting than indoor lacrosse?
A. Strawberries and whipped cream.
Q. What is a tasty treat?
A. Big Old Dog
Coney36
10-08-02, 10:09 AM
Originally posted by TAG
Q. What is a tasty treat?
A. Big Old Dog
Q: What will Clifford be in ten human years?
A: Lost pin.
PalmerGA
10-08-02, 10:56 AM
Originally posted by Coney36
Q: What will Clifford be in ten human years?
A: Lost pin.
Q: What are you most likely to find when walking barefoot on deep-pile carpet?
A: About three and a half tons
Winger03
10-08-02, 11:53 AM
Originally posted by PalmerGA
Q: What are you most likely to find when walking barefoot on deep-pile carpet?
A: About three and a half tons
Q: What is the total weight of the cash George will have to pay into the new revenue sharing program next season?
A: An empty locker
What are there 25 of in the Yankee clubhouse right now?
Peas and carrots.
PalmerGA
10-08-02, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by CF#5
Q: What are there 25 of in the Yankee clubhouse right now?
A: Peas and carrots.
Q: What hurts the most blowing out your nose when you puke?
A: Somewhere between 18 inches and 2 feet.
How big is your bat?
Styrofoam and cardboard.
Superunknown
10-10-02, 12:38 AM
Q. What are the two primary ingredients found in school cafeteria meatloaf?
A. Fast asleep on the living room sofa.
Where is my walrus?
Dippin Dots and Frosty Bites.
what are my favorite snacks at yankee stadium especially dippin dots MMMM
A: Jeff weaver
PalmerGA
10-10-02, 07:47 AM
Originally posted by DABSY
A: Jeff weaver
Q: Where would I go to get a nice, hand made, Jeff?
A: Not as much as you'd think.
Q. How much does Steinbrenner pay to the city of New York in rent for the use of Yankee Stadium?
A. Visa or MasterCard
Yanksagain
10-10-02, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by CF#5
Q. How much does Steinbrenner pay to the city of New York in rent for the use of Yankee Stadium?
A. Visa or MasterCard
Q. What do I use when I click on that PAYPAL donate link on this website?
A. Some people get all the breaks
Hitman23
10-11-02, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by Yanksagain
A. Some people get all the breaks
Q-What did the Mets players say when they learned how many chances George gave Steve Howe??
A- franks and beans
What's that nasty smell?
Root canal.
PinstripeFanatic
10-12-02, 08:45 PM
Originally posted by CF#5
What's that smell?
Root canal.
Q: What might David Wells have to get this offseason? ;)
A: Tim McCarver
Who is that big annoying jerk who doesn't know what the hell he is talking about?
Vicotin and vallium.
Hitman23
10-15-02, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by CF#5
Vicotin and vallium.
What should we put in Ecksteins drink to calm to doofy SOB down??
Urinal cake
What's that nice smell?
Too much damn money.
Buckeye Yank
10-16-02, 10:51 AM
Originally posted by CF#5
What's that nice smell?
Too much damn money.
Q: What is the average MLB salary?
A: Spongebob Squarepants!!!
Originally posted by Buckeye Yank
Q: What is the average MLB salary?
A: Spongebob Squarepants!!!
Q: What is your favorite cartoon?
A: A boat
Buckeye Yank
10-16-02, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by TAG
Q: What is your favorite cartoon?
A: A boat
Q: How will Bernie depart the Yankee Survivor island?
A: A bar of soap.
Yankchic22
10-16-02, 04:08 PM
Q: What did Mike Piazza use to get Mo Vaughn to notice him in the shower?
A: 10 O'Clock news
Where'd you hear that Lou Piniella is going the replace Joe Torre as Yankee manager in 2003?
Last Licks.
Buckeye Yank
10-17-02, 08:07 AM
Originally posted by CF#5
Where'd you hear that Lou Piniella is going the replace Joe Torre as Yankee manager in 2003?
Last Licks.
Q: What is the name of Piazza's new hit single?
A: Rubber ducky
Originally posted by Buckeye Yank
Q: What is the name of Piazza's new hit single?
A: A Rubber ducky
Q:What does Mike Piazza take with him to the tub?
A:Three's A company
Hitman23
10-18-02, 03:59 PM
Originally posted by TAG
A:Three's A company
Q - what happens when you mean to say "Three's a crowd" but just got finished watching "Three's Company?" :D
A - I think the fish was bad
Buckeye Yank
10-18-02, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by Hitman23
Q - what happens when you mean to say "Three's a crowd" but just got finished watching "Three's Company?" :D
A - I think the fish was bad
Q: What did one blind man say to another when walking past a restaraunt in the red light district?
A: 4X4
Originally posted by Buckeye Yank
Q: What did one blind man say to another when walking past a restaraunt in the red light district?
A: 4X4
Q:Give me a problem that equals 16
A: A guy
Who did you see in the subway?
Times Square
Originally posted by CF#5
Who did you see in the subway?
Times Square
Q:Where are you meeting him?
A:New York
PalmerGA
10-19-02, 07:13 PM
Originally posted by TAG
Q:Where are you meeting him?
A:New York Q: What do you need when your old york wears out?
A: Three and a half inches!
LOL, I really shouldn't, because I don't want to get banned. Anyway.........
Q: How big is your.................
...............
.............................
______________________________ cell phone?
A: wood and aluminum
Originally posted by CF#5
LOL, I really shouldn't, because I don't want to get banned. Anyway.........
Q: How big is your.................
...............
.............................
______________________________ cell phone?
A: wood and aluminum
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Q: What is that made out of?
A: Angels
Who is going to win the World Serious?
Doc, Dave, Darryl, & Mel
Originally posted by CF#5
Who is going to win the World Serious?
Doc, Dave, Darryl, & Mel
Q: Can you name four guys that at one time played for The Yankees?
A:Volcano
Q: Hot lava? Hot lava? CHEF!
A: No one goes there anymore, it's too crowded.
Originally posted by CF#5
Q: Hot lava? Hot lava? CHEF!
A: No one goes there anymore, it's too crowded.
Q: Why have you stopped going to your favorite club?
A: A Hot dog
Buckeye Yank
10-21-02, 10:26 AM
Originally posted by TAG
Q: Why have you stopped going to your favorite club?
A: A Hot dog
Q: What is Piazza's favorite meal?
A: Pink elephants
What did you see flying over the World's Largest Blue and Orange Eyesore/Toilet Bowl near the airport?
books and magazines.
Hitman23
10-21-02, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by CF#5
books and magazines.
Q- What do I keep a steady supply of in my bathroom?
A- red onions
Coney36
10-21-02, 07:46 PM
Originally posted by Hitman23
Q- What do I keep a steady supply of in my bathroom?
A- red onions
Q: What do I NOT want on my burger?
A: Hearts
What do you have besides diamonds?
cell phones and batteries
Originally posted by CF#5
What do you have besides diamonds?
cell phones and batteries
Q: What can some people not live without?
A: Boogers
Originally posted by noodle
Q: What can some people not live without?
A: Boogers
Q: What is that sticking out of your nose?
A: Singing
Buckeye Yank
10-21-02, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by TAG
A: Singing
Q: What am I NO good at doing?
A: Thurman Munson
PalmerGA
10-22-02, 11:21 AM
Originally posted by Buckeye Yank
Q: What am I NO good at doing?
A: Thurman Munson
Q: Who would you NOT want flying your plane?
A: Easy on the eyes.
Originally posted by PalmerGA
Q: Who would you NOT want flying your plane?
A: Easy on the eyes.
Q: What do you say to your eye doctor when he examines you?
A: Cheers
What was the highlight of Ted Danson's career?
labels and stickers
Hitman23
10-23-02, 01:51 PM
Originally posted by CF#5
labels and stickers
Q - What makes opening a new CD a half hour task??
A - the yellow line in the middle of the road
Buckeye Yank
10-24-02, 11:15 AM
Originally posted by Hitman23
Q - What makes opening a new CD a half hour task??
A - the yellow line in the middle of the road
Q: What NOT to aim for when driving drunk?
A: #23
Originally posted by Buckeye Yank
Q: What NOT to aim for when driving drunk?
A: #23
Q: What was Don Mattingly's number?
A: Scarecrow
Buckeye Yank
10-25-02, 07:55 AM
Originally posted by TAG
Q: What was Don Mattingly's number?
A: Scarecrow
Q: Who was Mrs. King's love interest?
A: Two guys, a girl and a pizza shop.
Hitman23
10-25-02, 12:34 PM
Originally posted by Buckeye Yank
A: Two guys, a girl and a pizza shop.
Q - How does a kinky night start??
A - the third rail
Buckeye Yank
10-28-02, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by Hitman23
Q - How does a kinky night start??
A - the third rail
Q: What should avoid when jumping accross the tracks?
A: Halloween
Originally posted by Buckeye Yank
Q: What should avoid when jumping accross the tracks?
A: Halloween
Q: What is the next holiday?
A:Socks
Buckeye Yank
10-30-02, 09:21 AM
Originally posted by TAG
Q: What is the next holiday?
A:Socks
Q: What not to wear to bed when setting a romantic tone?
A: Pencil sharpener
What made Bubba bleed in the Oval Office?
Batty bats and Spooky ghosts
Originally posted by CF#5
What made Bubba bleed in the Oval Office?
Batty bats and Spooky ghosts
Q:What was mostly everyone wearing at the Halloween party you went to last night?
A: Dreams
Where's the only place Mike Piazza will ever wear a World Championship Ring?
papers and receipts
Originally posted by CF#5
Where's the only place Mike Piazza will ever wear a World Championship Ring?
papers and receipts
Q: What are you looking through?
A: Dancing
Buckeye Yank
11-07-02, 12:41 AM
Originally posted by TAG
Q: What are you looking through?
A: Dancing
Q: What is Piazza doing over there with that guy?
A: Frosty
What's the best thing to eat at Wendy's?
The check is in the mail.
Originally posted by CF#5
What's the best thing to eat at Wendy's?
The check is in the mail.
Q: Do you have the rent?
A: Love
Hitman23
11-12-02, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by TAG
A: Love
what's the hardest 4 letter word to say??
don we now our gay apparel :lol:
What are you and Mikey boy Piazza going to be doing in about 5 minutes?
Credit card bills and bank loans.
Q:What have you not paid in the last 6 months?
A: Avon
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