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TheManKnownAsMecca
07-08-07, 03:58 PM
Since burning his equipment he has been unscored upon. Did he perform some kind of witchcraft? Is witch the appropriate term for a male? I'll call him manwitch (not like the sandwich but almost the same). Discuss.

rca1230
07-08-07, 03:58 PM
in short, yes he is

it's just too bad he didn't burn off his arm so torre couldn't go near him

hardrain
07-08-07, 03:59 PM
Warlock is the term you're looking for. Goes to show that 90% of the game is half mental.

TheManKnownAsMecca
07-08-07, 04:00 PM
I thought it may be Warlock but I wasn't sure. I kinda like Manwitch.

hardrain
07-08-07, 04:02 PM
I thought it may be Warlock but I wasn't sure. I kinda like Manwitch.

You can have Manwitch if you like....as long ass Scott keeps pitching this way.

Casey37
07-08-07, 04:03 PM
I really don't care if he is or not, as long as he does what he's supposed to do.

BonusCantos
07-08-07, 04:04 PM
Maybe half the team should burn their equipment now.

TheManKnownAsMecca
07-08-07, 04:04 PM
You can have Manwitch if you like....as long ass Scott keeps pitching this way.

I know nothing about Proctor and his long ass as you put it, but yes I like the term Manwitch. I'd also like them to mic up Joe so he can say "I want a Manwitch please" and then Proctor will come out of the bullpen.

CptCrunch
07-08-07, 04:10 PM
http://www.conagrafoods.com/images/brands/product_jpgs/manwich.jpg

danman1202
07-08-07, 04:11 PM
The correct term is wiccan. Jeez, you people need to be more PC.;)

NYYDragoon
07-08-07, 04:12 PM
But isn't the point of the play that Proctor isn't a witch?

Oh wait, wrong storyline...

(To this day, I think of The Crucible every time Scott comes to the mound.)

SheffRocks11
07-08-07, 06:02 PM
You can have Manwitch if you like....as long ass Scott keeps pitching this way.

haha... you said ass.

Mark19
07-08-07, 06:04 PM
Magnificent thread title

flymick24
07-08-07, 06:05 PM
miguel cairo should torch his jock strap

yankeebot
07-08-07, 06:27 PM
miguel cairo should torch his jock strap
While wearing it.

TheInfallibleOne
07-08-07, 06:28 PM
http://www.conagrafoods.com/images/brands/product_jpgs/manwich.jpg

haha beat me to it...

flymick24
07-08-07, 06:28 PM
While wearing it.

delicious

MunsonNY15
07-08-07, 06:29 PM
miguel cairo should torch his jock strap

:roflmao: :roflmao:

God, I love this site!

Heidi

TheInfallibleOne
07-08-07, 06:29 PM
carl pavano should burn his paycheck

metalboy15
07-08-07, 06:49 PM
Hes thrown his curve more often...

TheManKnownAsMecca
07-08-07, 07:01 PM
Magnificent thread title

Thank you! I forgot my question mark though. :(

Born in the Bronx
07-08-07, 07:08 PM
Warlock is the term you're looking for.

Like Samantha Stevens father and uncle.

-tz
07-08-07, 07:08 PM
But isn't the point of the play that Proctor isn't a witch?

Oh wait, wrong storyline...

(To this day, I think of The Crucible every time Scott comes to the mound.):lol: Good one!

BillBuckner
07-08-07, 07:22 PM
If he continues to pitch well, every MLB clubhouse better hire a firefighter.

Rob S
07-08-07, 07:25 PM
But isn't the point of the play that Proctor isn't a witch?

Oh wait, wrong storyline...

(To this day, I think of The Crucible every time Scott comes to the mound.)

Someone should suggest buring equipment to the Orioles, since they have Giles Corey Patterson and Reverend John Parris(h).

"Corey, are there enough doughnuts for bats in the on deck circle?"
"No, we need more weight!"

gdn
07-08-07, 07:32 PM
While wearing it.Wtf!?

North Bronx Fan
07-08-07, 07:48 PM
Classic.

MassNYYfan
07-08-07, 07:50 PM
Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders
Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders
Navy beans, navy beans, navy beans
Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders
Navy beans, navy beans
Meatloaf sandwich
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe

yankeebot
07-08-07, 07:51 PM
Wtf!? JDPNYY has rubbed off on me when it comes to Cairo. Mea culpa.

fredgmuggs
07-08-07, 07:54 PM
JDPNYY has rubbed off on me when it comes to Cairo. Mea culpa.JDP never wishes bodily harm on anyone.;)

jimmyclark
07-08-07, 08:03 PM
He has gotten healthy and it is a small sample size. Maybe Kyle Farnsworthless should try it, making sure all copies of his contract are in the blaze. The Bronx is burning.

yanksphan
07-08-07, 08:57 PM
http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/5743/proctorwitchcj5.jpg

CallOfTheCrow
07-08-07, 08:59 PM
While wearing it.


chestnuts roasting on an open fiiiiiiiiiiiireeeee............

TheManKnownAsMecca
07-08-07, 09:59 PM
Yanksphan, thank you for the proof!

sherlockjeterfan
07-09-07, 02:35 PM
this is a hilarious thread title.. thank you for making it!! lol

Squid
07-09-07, 02:49 PM
A sandwich is just a sandwich. But a Manwitch is a meal!

Squid
07-09-07, 02:49 PM
He turned me into a newt!!!!!


...I got better.

FingersCrossed
07-09-07, 03:34 PM
http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/5743/proctorwitchcj5.jpg
Ooh! It's Harry Proctor with his new Nimbus 2007! :P

gdn
07-09-07, 04:38 PM
JDPNYY has rubbed off on me when it comes to Cairo. Mea culpa.It's like I didn't even know you!

RogerYY
07-09-07, 10:17 PM
Warlock is the term you're looking for. Goes to show that 90% of the game is half mental.

90% x Half = 45%, So 45% of the game is mental? :P

Now you should mention. I've always wondered how much that mental thing is relevant to a game. I almost wanted to give it 100%. But it can never be right. The skills, practice, hard works, strategies and health got to mean something. Form the basis probably.

45%! I like it. :D

ChinMusic
07-10-07, 12:14 AM
He's a witch if he weighs less than a duck or if you can build a bridge out of him.

stupidpunchline
07-10-07, 01:52 AM
Scott Proctor, Witch Doctor

Premieres at 8pm/7pmCDT, Tuesday night, only on the TBS Superstation.

BringBackBernie!
07-11-07, 01:42 PM
Ooh! It's Harry Proctor with his new Nimbus 2007! :P

Hahahaha Harry Proctor

Can Harry Proctor and his friends Ronald Jetesley and Hideki Granger survive the 2007 season?

27IsNext
07-11-07, 02:27 PM
http://nomaas.org/images/proctor_arm.jpg

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Donnybaseball72
07-12-07, 05:13 PM
Proctor may not be a witch but hopefully he makes opposing batters his Bitch.

Yankeesfan811
07-12-07, 05:25 PM
Kyle needs to talk to Sparky Proctor!!!!

themgmt
07-12-07, 05:46 PM
haha harry proctor. that hat has to make its way into the yankee dugout or become another yankee chant

Yankees4LifeNYC
07-12-07, 05:48 PM
Maybe half the team should burn their equipment now.<!-- / message --><!-- Sig Was Here -->

Nah just Igawa, Abreau, Damon, Farnsworth...... OK half the team....

32elston
07-12-07, 06:00 PM
carl pavano should burn his paycheck

Those checks are already hot.

flymick24
07-13-07, 05:42 AM
Proctor may not be a witch but hopefully he makes opposing batters his Bitch.

and with one pitch, he'll make rich his bitch, and then find his niche

mycroft
07-13-07, 07:17 AM
yes, that's it:evil:

Meecham4ever
07-13-07, 09:49 AM
Since burning his equipment he has been unscored upon. Did he perform some kind of witchcraft? Is witch the appropriate term for a male? I'll call him manwitch (not like the sandwich but almost the same). Discuss.

I'm not sure if he's a full-fledged witch, but he surely has witchy qualities.
For instance, he often wears red ruby slippers when away from the ballpark.

AlongCameAPrincess
07-14-07, 01:43 AM
Male witches are called warlocks, but manwitch sounds funnier.:P

johnnysturmunddrang
07-14-07, 01:31 PM
According to reliable historical documentaries, all you need to test the proposition is a large weighing scale and a duck.

Donnybaseball72
07-15-07, 08:53 AM
According to reliable historical documentaries, all you need to test the proposition is a large weighing scale and a duck.

"She's a Witch!"

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/large/HolyGrail027.jpg